mathyou
@matthewtatumpurcell.com
world's top-rated gamer: 1999, 2003, and 2017. where the venn diagram of sports and video games meets.
previously hired people to make your favorite games at Bungie, Crystal Dynamics, and Gearbox.
previously hired people to make your favorite games at Bungie, Crystal Dynamics, and Gearbox.
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social just landed in reno. go birds.
July 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social just landed in reno. go birds.
left a 5-star review for my weekly gyro spot a few months ago
June 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
left a 5-star review for my weekly gyro spot a few months ago
honestly I'm pretty proud of my cro-magnon brain for putting it all together in half a workday.
time to go back to watching tiktoks of zoomers playing hands that completely break the mere concept of scientific notation.
time to go back to watching tiktoks of zoomers playing hands that completely break the mere concept of scientific notation.
March 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
honestly I'm pretty proud of my cro-magnon brain for putting it all together in half a workday.
time to go back to watching tiktoks of zoomers playing hands that completely break the mere concept of scientific notation.
time to go back to watching tiktoks of zoomers playing hands that completely break the mere concept of scientific notation.
might as well get right into tears of the kingdom. if I reeeaaally try, I think I can beat it in under 7 years.
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
might as well get right into tears of the kingdom. if I reeeaaally try, I think I can beat it in under 7 years.
going through old screenshots and I forgot how everyone in this game is thirsty as hell for link lmao
December 4, 2024 at 11:40 PM
going through old screenshots and I forgot how everyone in this game is thirsty as hell for link lmao
getting out of bed while keeping my head, neck, shoulders, and spine in perfect alignment because I dared to sleep with my neck at a slight angle
December 3, 2024 at 6:17 PM
getting out of bed while keeping my head, neck, shoulders, and spine in perfect alignment because I dared to sleep with my neck at a slight angle
counting down to thanksgiving like
November 27, 2024 at 10:30 PM
counting down to thanksgiving like
I think I'm getting removed from the group chat 😕
November 8, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I think I'm getting removed from the group chat 😕
we can achieve unity and prosperity though the lost art of Coveting Others' Lunches™
November 7, 2024 at 6:18 PM
we can achieve unity and prosperity though the lost art of Coveting Others' Lunches™
this is a political party I can get behind.
November 7, 2024 at 6:12 PM
this is a political party I can get behind.