@celebrityhottub.bsky.social just landed in reno. go birds.

honestly I'm pretty proud of my cro-magnon brain for putting it all together in half a workday.

time to go back to watching tiktoks of zoomers playing hands that completely break the mere concept of scientific notation.

might as well get right into tears of the kingdom. if I reeeaaally try, I think I can beat it in under 7 years.

after 2,833 days, 4 restarts, 3 consoles (shout out wii u), 2 layoffs, 1 cross-country move, and a partridge in a pear tree, I have finally beaten breath of the wild.

what a phenomenally well designed, well constructed, well paced game.

getting out of bed while keeping my head, neck, shoulders, and spine in perfect alignment because I dared to sleep with my neck at a slight angle

committed the cardinal sin of "sleeping slightly wrong" and now have the flexibility and turning radius of a world war 1 era tank.

pokemon tcg pocket has its dopamine hooks deep into me I fear

reading this post is the #1 doctor recommended way to engage with this post.

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