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mathyou
@matthewtatumpurcell.com
world's top-rated gamer: 1999, 2003, and 2017. where the venn diagram of sports and video games meets.

previously hired people to make your favorite games at Bungie, Crystal Dynamics, and Gearbox.
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social just landed in reno. go birds.
July 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
honestly I'm pretty proud of my cro-magnon brain for putting it all together in half a workday.

time to go back to watching tiktoks of zoomers playing hands that completely break the mere concept of scientific notation.
March 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
might as well get right into tears of the kingdom. if I reeeaaally try, I think I can beat it in under 7 years.
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
after 2,833 days, 4 restarts, 3 consoles (shout out wii u), 2 layoffs, 1 cross-country move, and a partridge in a pear tree, I have finally beaten breath of the wild.

what a phenomenally well designed, well constructed, well paced game.
December 4, 2024 at 11:36 PM
getting out of bed while keeping my head, neck, shoulders, and spine in perfect alignment because I dared to sleep with my neck at a slight angle
December 3, 2024 at 6:17 PM
committed the cardinal sin of "sleeping slightly wrong" and now have the flexibility and turning radius of a world war 1 era tank.
December 3, 2024 at 6:13 PM
pokemon tcg pocket has its dopamine hooks deep into me I fear
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 PM
reading this post is the #1 doctor recommended way to engage with this post.
November 9, 2024 at 11:25 PM
we can achieve unity and prosperity though the lost art of Coveting Others' Lunches™
November 7, 2024 at 6:18 PM