Matthew
@matthewsolomon.bsky.social
I'm so proud of you! You deserve this and more! Love you
July 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm so proud of you! You deserve this and more! Love you
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know.
July 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know.
I totally thought this guy was a parody account.
July 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I totally thought this guy was a parody account.
If a guy at a bar said “you can’t trust someone who thinks space is real” I’d immediately toss my drink
June 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If a guy at a bar said “you can’t trust someone who thinks space is real” I’d immediately toss my drink
An extra 4-5 billion/year in revenue?
May 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
An extra 4-5 billion/year in revenue?
Non-MAGA “affluent” voters sound like people who might come in handy come midterms
April 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Non-MAGA “affluent” voters sound like people who might come in handy come midterms
Really shaping up to be the Marble Mouth President century
April 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Really shaping up to be the Marble Mouth President century
Keep coming back to "The Entire History of You" episode of Black Mirror when I read stuff like this
January 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Keep coming back to "The Entire History of You" episode of Black Mirror when I read stuff like this
Yep! If not for COVID, I can't image he would've lost 2020. As much as some of his most ardent supporters and detractors hate to admit it, the fucker is mortal.
January 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yep! If not for COVID, I can't image he would've lost 2020. As much as some of his most ardent supporters and detractors hate to admit it, the fucker is mortal.
He's married AND works with his wife? Wow
January 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
He's married AND works with his wife? Wow
In a world with libraries and high-speed internet, there's no excuse to be this stupid.
January 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
In a world with libraries and high-speed internet, there's no excuse to be this stupid.
The modern smartphone surpasses the iPod in every conceivable way, but my iPod Video brought me more joy than any smartphone ever has. It's not that smartphones are incapable of sparking joy, but they come with their fair share of misery, whereas the iPod was all upside.
January 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The modern smartphone surpasses the iPod in every conceivable way, but my iPod Video brought me more joy than any smartphone ever has. It's not that smartphones are incapable of sparking joy, but they come with their fair share of misery, whereas the iPod was all upside.
I hope thirst traps are called hot flashes.
January 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I hope thirst traps are called hot flashes.
Woods's performance and Swartzwelder's brilliant writing are semi-tough pills for liberal Simpsons fans of a certain age to swallow
January 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Woods's performance and Swartzwelder's brilliant writing are semi-tough pills for liberal Simpsons fans of a certain age to swallow
If Bruce drunkenly mowed me down with a '69 cheville, for example, i'd be honored personally
January 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If Bruce drunkenly mowed me down with a '69 cheville, for example, i'd be honored personally
The democratization of media has, arguably, gone too far and in some ways it was better when we had gatekeepers.
January 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The democratization of media has, arguably, gone too far and in some ways it was better when we had gatekeepers.