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Matthew
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LOL Chotiner playing with the guy like a cat with a mouse
February 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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I know it's a fool's errand to go spelunking into crosstabs with a <500 sample size, but these are really suspect.
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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I know you shouldn't go spelunking in crosstabs, especially with such a low sample size, but these are very suspect.
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Screenshot of the Melania page on Metacritic showing a critic score of 4/100 and a user score 1.2/10
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Could’ve opened with this
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Let that sink in
January 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Theater-going Springfieldians reacting to Mr. Burns's heir offer.
July 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Ohio, 1984
A baby being turned into a white walker with bright blue eyes.
January 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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From The Simpsons. Two wrestlers facing off: "Today, the 119th Congress -- Doctor Hillbilly versus The Iron Yuppie."
January 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Top of the line in utility sports. Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
The charred remains of a Cybertruck being investigated.
January 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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A satire of a cable news schedule
December 29, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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Never?
Excerpt from an article that reads: " He continued, “What’s really striking about ‘Wicked Part 1’ is that it’s coming out NOW when America has never been more right wing and propagandized. And yes, I know the theatrical production and the book are much older so part of the timing is a coincidence but still…”
December 24, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Moe, along with the rest of Springfield, is stuck in Flanders's bomb shelter: MOE: HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. SKINNER: ABOUT THE OX? MOE: ABOUT EVERYTHING, DAMN IT!
December 20, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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Lobotomized astronaut from Planet of the Apes
December 13, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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A readout from Gemini in which it states that North Carolina, South Carolina, and South Dakota has "P" in their names. I reply that "You have no idea what you're saying" and it repeats "I am still under development and learning to be accurate. I am still learning and improving, and I appreciate your patience" repeatedly. Shelley Duvall reading Jack's "All work and no play..."
December 11, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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The shooter admiring his handiwork.
Cesar Romero as The Joker peeking out from a brick wall.
December 8, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Kent Brockman responding to Bart Simpson being drunk: "The innocent words of a drunken child"
December 5, 2024 at 9:55 PM