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hottest day of the year
![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian, here's the script:
[SCENE: THERE ARE TWO TALKING COCKROACHES, THEY ARE BBC BREAKFAST PRESENTERS]
DAVE COCKROACH: Good morning!
It’s Wednesday May, 76,000,002,018 AD
You’re watching BBC Breakfast with me, Dave Cockroach
SELINA COCKROACH: And me, Selina Cockroach
DAVE COCKROACH: Well, today is set to be the hottest day ever recorded in Britain, as the sun swallows the Earth
SELINA COCKROACH: What a scorcher!
DAVE COCKROACH: Here to tell us More is Matt who’s down in sunny Brighton. Hi Matt!
MATT COCKROACH [REPORTING FROM WHAT REMAINS OF BRIGHTON]: Morning Dave! Well, the sea is long since evaporated down here…
But that hasn’t stopped every cockroach coming out to enjoy the glorious blood-red sun hovering ten feet above the ground.
Great news for Ian Cockroach here, who sells ice creams
How’s business Ian?
IAN COCKROACH. LEANING OUT OF AN ICE CREAM VAN: I’m on fire
[IAN COCKROACH CATCHES FIRE]
DAVE COCKROACH: Ha ha! Oh dear I think Ian is -
[DAVE COCKROACH CATCHES ON FIRE]
[THE STUDIO IS ENGULFED IN FIRE]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidoxow67jaqct7jgoulsuf7gmcjx2lr5isfjzgmkbm6iege2s4jba@jpeg)
June 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hottest day of the year
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BBC bans Evan Davis from informing the public on heat pumps. “As the world has ‘progressed’ in the past few months” the BBC “has become concerned that anything like this - informing people about heat pumps - can be interpreted as treading on areas of pulic controversy” youtu.be/RJPKgngqoX0?...
20. The final episode...
YouTube video by Happy Heat Pump Podcast
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April 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
BBC bans Evan Davis from informing the public on heat pumps. “As the world has ‘progressed’ in the past few months” the BBC “has become concerned that anything like this - informing people about heat pumps - can be interpreted as treading on areas of pulic controversy” youtu.be/RJPKgngqoX0?...
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Kidney beans 🫘. Red pill 💊. The 100-points emoji 💯. Hypergamy. Gynocracy. Looksmaxxing. For your own sake, I hope you aren’t familiar with the in-group language of incels...
www.prospectmagazine...
www.prospectmagazine...
The secret language of incels
How slang and emojis are used to mask misogyny
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk
April 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Kidney beans 🫘. Red pill 💊. The 100-points emoji 💯. Hypergamy. Gynocracy. Looksmaxxing. For your own sake, I hope you aren’t familiar with the in-group language of incels...
www.prospectmagazine...
www.prospectmagazine...
Hey Blue Sky. Mainly here to squat on my own name.
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Hey Blue Sky. Mainly here to squat on my own name.