Matthew Sherman
@matthew-sherman.bsky.social
The bones are their money
@iankarmel.bsky.social Just kept waiting for you to select Steve Prefontaine and it never happened. I'm shook.
October 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@iankarmel.bsky.social Just kept waiting for you to select Steve Prefontaine and it never happened. I'm shook.
Nearly 70 million people die every year now. God is absolutely using AI to outsource who goes to Heaven and who goes to Hell
May 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Nearly 70 million people die every year now. God is absolutely using AI to outsource who goes to Heaven and who goes to Hell
Reposted by Matthew Sherman
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
NEWS:
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
It's always slightly cathartic when people who you never liked for no particular reason end up showing their whole ass
Darren Aronofsky has launched a new venture alongside Google DeepMind to help develop generative AI short films.
Darren Aronofsky Partners with Google DeepMind on Generative AI Short Film Initiative
Darren Aronofsky has launched a new venture alongside Google DeepMind to help develop generative AI short films.
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May 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It's always slightly cathartic when people who you never liked for no particular reason end up showing their whole ass
Pope Jay Wright I
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Pope Jay Wright I
The world is only in harmony when Boston sports teams are inept and/or choking historically. I haven't felt hope like this in decades.
May 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The world is only in harmony when Boston sports teams are inept and/or choking historically. I haven't felt hope like this in decades.
Without exaggeration, we could have virtually cured homelessness in this country for the price of the two fighter jets that just took prat falls into the ocean
May 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Without exaggeration, we could have virtually cured homelessness in this country for the price of the two fighter jets that just took prat falls into the ocean
The messaging should actually be "You're bad... everyone is bad... life is a fucking nightmare and no one knows what they're doing which is why we need strict government regulations and robust social services to protect us from ourselves"
It's a brutal time for young men, and to be raising one. The primary message they now is get is "YOU'RE BAD" without any meaningful attempt to offer healthy pathways beyond "Don't be a boy."
Absolutely perfect time for right wing monsters to sweep in with shitty answers.
Absolutely perfect time for right wing monsters to sweep in with shitty answers.
May 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The messaging should actually be "You're bad... everyone is bad... life is a fucking nightmare and no one knows what they're doing which is why we need strict government regulations and robust social services to protect us from ourselves"
Everyone thought I was crazy for being bad with money and having no savings or retirement. Well who's laughing now, idiots?
April 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everyone thought I was crazy for being bad with money and having no savings or retirement. Well who's laughing now, idiots?
Checks AND balances?! In THIS economy?!
April 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Checks AND balances?! In THIS economy?!
Oregon's athletic programs have done more to combat radical Christian Nationalism in this country over the past few years than the entire Democraric party
March 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Oregon's athletic programs have done more to combat radical Christian Nationalism in this country over the past few years than the entire Democraric party
This is unequivocally the correct take. Voodoo Donuts are good because they're made with a shitload of sugar and have fun, delicious crap on them... You know what I don't want from a donut? Something yam-based with notes of fennel
STILL worth it for people visiting from out of town. It's still fun to take a picture with a voodoo doll donut or a donut covered in bubblegum or a donut that looks like a penis.
Also, Blue Star Donuts stink. If I wanted a mouth full of rosemary I'd get a roast chicken.
Also, Blue Star Donuts stink. If I wanted a mouth full of rosemary I'd get a roast chicken.
March 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is unequivocally the correct take. Voodoo Donuts are good because they're made with a shitload of sugar and have fun, delicious crap on them... You know what I don't want from a donut? Something yam-based with notes of fennel
I wonder if there's an alternate universe where I get so mad about losing in the district tennis quarterfinals that I land a government contract for my efforts to ban left-handed people with kick serves from owning property
NEW: HHS launches anti-transgender campaign featuring Riley Gaines. It seeks to ban gender affirming care and require the federal health agencies to eliminate recognition of trans people.
womenshealth.gov/protecting-w...
womenshealth.gov/protecting-w...
February 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I wonder if there's an alternate universe where I get so mad about losing in the district tennis quarterfinals that I land a government contract for my efforts to ban left-handed people with kick serves from owning property
Say what you will but Drake's new single "Let's Agree To Call It A Tie" goes pretty hard
February 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Say what you will but Drake's new single "Let's Agree To Call It A Tie" goes pretty hard
Luka to the Lakers was a bigger watershed internet moment than Trump getting his ear blown off
February 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Luka to the Lakers was a bigger watershed internet moment than Trump getting his ear blown off
I thought we all agreed that "How much Nazi is too much Nazi?" was discourse reserved for the old place. Please just let me log on here while I'm supposed to be working and read "pee is stored in the balls" for eternity
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I thought we all agreed that "How much Nazi is too much Nazi?" was discourse reserved for the old place. Please just let me log on here while I'm supposed to be working and read "pee is stored in the balls" for eternity
What if we brought back Old Testament God but made him too dumb to even competently plagiarize Wikipedia articles?
January 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What if we brought back Old Testament God but made him too dumb to even competently plagiarize Wikipedia articles?
I'm immune to being manipulated by a terrorist to help him pull of a massive crime because I'd walk into traffic before he finished giving me the first instruction
December 24, 2024 at 6:25 AM
I'm immune to being manipulated by a terrorist to help him pull of a massive crime because I'd walk into traffic before he finished giving me the first instruction
The college football playoff needs a ton of fixing already but it's very funny to make rich alumni pay thousands of dollars to fly to some of the bleakest spots in the country and freeze their nuts off while their teams get absolutely humiliated
December 22, 2024 at 2:01 AM
The college football playoff needs a ton of fixing already but it's very funny to make rich alumni pay thousands of dollars to fly to some of the bleakest spots in the country and freeze their nuts off while their teams get absolutely humiliated
The second I read they brought him in alive I knew he wasn't a leftist
December 9, 2024 at 6:55 PM
The second I read they brought him in alive I knew he wasn't a leftist
Wait... I was at a kids' production of Annie for the past 4 hours. The Ducks brought down Assad by winning the Big-10? Is that what I'm seeing?
December 8, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Wait... I was at a kids' production of Annie for the past 4 hours. The Ducks brought down Assad by winning the Big-10? Is that what I'm seeing?
This reminds me of the single craziest game I ever covered in 14 years of high school sports. Tyner ran for 643 yds and 10 TDs while Dungey threw for nearly 400 yds and accounted for 6 TDs on the other side sports.yahoo.com/blogs/prep-r...
December 4, 2024 at 8:54 PM
This reminds me of the single craziest game I ever covered in 14 years of high school sports. Tyner ran for 643 yds and 10 TDs while Dungey threw for nearly 400 yds and accounted for 6 TDs on the other side sports.yahoo.com/blogs/prep-r...
It really feels like healthcare CEO assassin is going to be a growing industry
December 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
It really feels like healthcare CEO assassin is going to be a growing industry
Bluesky very much feels like stumbling into a high school party with all of the popular kids and standing in the corner with an unopened beer, too nervous to try and join anyone's conversation
November 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Bluesky very much feels like stumbling into a high school party with all of the popular kids and standing in the corner with an unopened beer, too nervous to try and join anyone's conversation
What's something that you know is terrible for you but that you'd still really like to try sometime? Mine is having money
November 15, 2024 at 3:58 AM
What's something that you know is terrible for you but that you'd still really like to try sometime? Mine is having money