Matt Thomas
@matthawkeye.bsky.social
Dad, husband, Conjurer of cheap tricks
Wait I could have been getting things for shaving my head??? I’ve been doing it for free all these years!
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Wait I could have been getting things for shaving my head??? I’ve been doing it for free all these years!
I recall bringing foccacia over to your house and he ate like 65% of it
August 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I recall bringing foccacia over to your house and he ate like 65% of it
Winter Soldier, Homecoming, Thor Ragnarok
June 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Winter Soldier, Homecoming, Thor Ragnarok
FINE I BOUGHT SOME SHORT SHORTS
June 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
FINE I BOUGHT SOME SHORT SHORTS