Matt Thomas
@matthawkeye.bsky.social
Dad, husband, Conjurer of cheap tricks
We have a new friend
June 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
We have a new friend
Got our first watermelon of the year, and I might eat the entire thing tonight.
June 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Got our first watermelon of the year, and I might eat the entire thing tonight.
Wally just saw the “Wells for sensitive boys” SNL commercial and immediately said “I want a well!”
February 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Wally just saw the “Wells for sensitive boys” SNL commercial and immediately said “I want a well!”
I like to keep this ribbon from the kiddos’ swim classes by my desk to really keep me inspired.
October 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I like to keep this ribbon from the kiddos’ swim classes by my desk to really keep me inspired.
Pretty sure I can guess
October 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Pretty sure I can guess
Same, Mr Bones. Same.
October 7, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Same, Mr Bones. Same.
Probably does not want a puppy
September 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Probably does not want a puppy
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #656,458!
September 18, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #656,458!
Emily got this potato chip bag out for herself.
September 6, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Emily got this potato chip bag out for herself.
My Netflix continue watching has two moods.
June 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
My Netflix continue watching has two moods.
True distinguished
December 17, 2023 at 4:26 PM
True distinguished
I rewatched The Thing for the first time since renting it from Blockbuster in college. Not sure why I slept on this it’s fantastic and looking forward to a winter rewatch. Capping it off with a relisten to @whmpodcast.bsky.social episode about it.
October 24, 2023 at 7:31 PM
I rewatched The Thing for the first time since renting it from Blockbuster in college. Not sure why I slept on this it’s fantastic and looking forward to a winter rewatch. Capping it off with a relisten to @whmpodcast.bsky.social episode about it.