Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
Today Doodle decided to be the same size as Dipper
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Today Doodle decided to be the same size as Dipper
I looked cute today sorry
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I looked cute today sorry
my quad split said f*ggot
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my quad split said f*ggot
Paced off a fast guy even though I'm not supposed to but he was super cool and we had a little chat and he made me feel really good about myself 🥲 thank you Gabe
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Paced off a fast guy even though I'm not supposed to but he was super cool and we had a little chat and he made me feel really good about myself 🥲 thank you Gabe
Feel terrible workout sucked being a wimp about it
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Feel terrible workout sucked being a wimp about it
Anyone else get that thing where your delts get kinda red/purple when they're pumped or am I weird
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyone else get that thing where your delts get kinda red/purple when they're pumped or am I weird
A guy paced off me for almost 8 miles straight and I regret to inform yall it's actually fun as hell being chased by a man, i did NOT learn the correct lesson
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A guy paced off me for almost 8 miles straight and I regret to inform yall it's actually fun as hell being chased by a man, i did NOT learn the correct lesson
Here's a censored version because my bare chest is apparently inherently pornographic
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Here's a censored version because my bare chest is apparently inherently pornographic
Finding balance in all things by failing my long run. Either way excited to be named this marathon's most shirtless guy
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Finding balance in all things by failing my long run. Either way excited to be named this marathon's most shirtless guy
Like what if this becomes normal for me
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Like what if this becomes normal for me
Tore this run to shreds plz enjoy my pecs about it
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tore this run to shreds plz enjoy my pecs about it
Sprints, lil arms to put some thunderbolts on the forearms, horsing around with ab control
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sprints, lil arms to put some thunderbolts on the forearms, horsing around with ab control
I also read philosophy
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I also read philosophy
Continuing my campaign to try and make shirts redundant
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Continuing my campaign to try and make shirts redundant
Got a lot of requests for the video so, bone apple tit.
10 mile run + pull day + flexing antics
10 mile run + pull day + flexing antics
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Got a lot of requests for the video so, bone apple tit.
10 mile run + pull day + flexing antics
10 mile run + pull day + flexing antics
No these were cute I'm not burying them under the automod adult label
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
No these were cute I'm not burying them under the automod adult label
Got to pull a barbell off a guy today he did not say thank you plz clap
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Got to pull a barbell off a guy today he did not say thank you plz clap
Could have also done Johnny Storm i suppose
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Could have also done Johnny Storm i suppose
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're Susan Storm from the 1994 unreleased Fantastic Four movie they made to keep the rights
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're Susan Storm from the 1994 unreleased Fantastic Four movie they made to keep the rights
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're a parody of yourself
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're a parody of yourself
Okay does my demon cat look better when he sees the evil in your soul or when he sees the way you die?
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Okay does my demon cat look better when he sees the evil in your soul or when he sees the way you die?
So I have this really weird/annoying problem where my cardio endurance way exceeds my leg endurance, like pulling off ~22min 5ks back to back under my threshold heart rate should confidently mean i can go faster but the gams we *cooked*, wanted a third rep but opted to do some (mid) sprints home
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So I have this really weird/annoying problem where my cardio endurance way exceeds my leg endurance, like pulling off ~22min 5ks back to back under my threshold heart rate should confidently mean i can go faster but the gams we *cooked*, wanted a third rep but opted to do some (mid) sprints home