Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
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Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Idk how the fuck but I just PR'd:
✅️ 5:34/mi twice
✅️ 344lbs for 1x3 on machine bench (sloppy but I'll take it)
✅️ 185 for 4x7 on rear delt fly
✅️ Goofiest face on a gym selfie
(@166lb bodyweight)
✅️ 5:34/mi twice
✅️ 344lbs for 1x3 on machine bench (sloppy but I'll take it)
✅️ 185 for 4x7 on rear delt fly
✅️ Goofiest face on a gym selfie
(@166lb bodyweight)
Today Doodle decided to be the same size as Dipper
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Today Doodle decided to be the same size as Dipper
I looked cute today sorry
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I looked cute today sorry
my quad split said f*ggot
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my quad split said f*ggot
Paced off a fast guy even though I'm not supposed to but he was super cool and we had a little chat and he made me feel really good about myself 🥲 thank you Gabe
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Paced off a fast guy even though I'm not supposed to but he was super cool and we had a little chat and he made me feel really good about myself 🥲 thank you Gabe
Not fooling me with this "how big are you" trend. I have indeterminate mass and uncertain position.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Not fooling me with this "how big are you" trend. I have indeterminate mass and uncertain position.
Feel terrible workout sucked being a wimp about it
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Feel terrible workout sucked being a wimp about it
Anyone else get that thing where your delts get kinda red/purple when they're pumped or am I weird
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyone else get that thing where your delts get kinda red/purple when they're pumped or am I weird
Fellas is it gay to let the soft animal of my body do the healing
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Fellas is it gay to let the soft animal of my body do the healing
Fantastic thighs on the timeline today. Thank you gay guys on my phone!
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fantastic thighs on the timeline today. Thank you gay guys on my phone!
A guy paced off me for almost 8 miles straight and I regret to inform yall it's actually fun as hell being chased by a man, i did NOT learn the correct lesson
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A guy paced off me for almost 8 miles straight and I regret to inform yall it's actually fun as hell being chased by a man, i did NOT learn the correct lesson
The way the intro for the GBBO finale was like "Here's the winner! And also two stupid f*ggots for some reason, sorry about them"
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The way the intro for the GBBO finale was like "Here's the winner! And also two stupid f*ggots for some reason, sorry about them"
We are the daughters of the worms you couldn't love
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We are the daughters of the worms you couldn't love
Here's a censored version because my bare chest is apparently inherently pornographic
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Here's a censored version because my bare chest is apparently inherently pornographic
Finding balance in all things by failing my long run. Either way excited to be named this marathon's most shirtless guy
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Finding balance in all things by failing my long run. Either way excited to be named this marathon's most shirtless guy
Tore this run to shreds plz enjoy my pecs about it
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tore this run to shreds plz enjoy my pecs about it
Not to be in my 30s on main but I made a dope soup tonight
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not to be in my 30s on main but I made a dope soup tonight
RT if you'd let Miss Piggy judo chop you in the throat
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
RT if you'd let Miss Piggy judo chop you in the throat
Sprints, lil arms to put some thunderbolts on the forearms, horsing around with ab control
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sprints, lil arms to put some thunderbolts on the forearms, horsing around with ab control
What if Staten Island secedes
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What if Staten Island secedes
Continuing my campaign to try and make shirts redundant
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Continuing my campaign to try and make shirts redundant
I thought Dick Cheney was 84 when he was in office
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I thought Dick Cheney was 84 when he was in office
Got a lot of requests for the video so, bone apple tit.
10 mile run + pull day + flexing antics
10 mile run + pull day + flexing antics
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Got a lot of requests for the video so, bone apple tit.
10 mile run + pull day + flexing antics
10 mile run + pull day + flexing antics
No these were cute I'm not burying them under the automod adult label
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
No these were cute I'm not burying them under the automod adult label
Got to pull a barbell off a guy today he did not say thank you plz clap
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Got to pull a barbell off a guy today he did not say thank you plz clap