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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Sen. Joni "We're All Going to Die" Ernst saw her own poll numbers and the special election victory for Dems this week and opted to pull the ejection seat handle.
August 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sen. Joni "We're All Going to Die" Ernst saw her own poll numbers and the special election victory for Dems this week and opted to pull the ejection seat handle.
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"Any book worth banning is a book worth reading."
Isaac Asimov
Isaac Asimov
August 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Any book worth banning is a book worth reading."
Isaac Asimov
Isaac Asimov
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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There is no strict Constitutional amendment against having sex with minors, being blackmailed about it, murdering the person who is blackmailing you, and then altering the videotape of the murder. So it's hard to see why some on the left are so upset with Trump right now.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
July 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There is no strict Constitutional amendment against having sex with minors, being blackmailed about it, murdering the person who is blackmailing you, and then altering the videotape of the murder. So it's hard to see why some on the left are so upset with Trump right now.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
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The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
July 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
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What a Mighty Good Mam
Zoolanderish Zohran united New York’s salt and pepa, and this hunky hip-hop fan makes me want to shoop.
by Maureen Dowd
Zoolanderish Zohran united New York’s salt and pepa, and this hunky hip-hop fan makes me want to shoop.
by Maureen Dowd
June 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What a Mighty Good Mam
Zoolanderish Zohran united New York’s salt and pepa, and this hunky hip-hop fan makes me want to shoop.
by Maureen Dowd
Zoolanderish Zohran united New York’s salt and pepa, and this hunky hip-hop fan makes me want to shoop.
by Maureen Dowd
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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ICYMI — Some harsh self-criticism here: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.”
(He was talking about Obama 😬)
(He was talking about Obama 😬)
June 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
ICYMI — Some harsh self-criticism here: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.”
(He was talking about Obama 😬)
(He was talking about Obama 😬)
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so, according to the world's richest man, and all thanks for Citizens United,
one person decided the U.S. election last year
Citizens United is about as anti-democratic as it gets
leaders should be empowered by the strength of their ideas rather than the force of their wealth
end Citizens United
one person decided the U.S. election last year
Citizens United is about as anti-democratic as it gets
leaders should be empowered by the strength of their ideas rather than the force of their wealth
end Citizens United
June 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
so, according to the world's richest man, and all thanks for Citizens United,
one person decided the U.S. election last year
Citizens United is about as anti-democratic as it gets
leaders should be empowered by the strength of their ideas rather than the force of their wealth
end Citizens United
one person decided the U.S. election last year
Citizens United is about as anti-democratic as it gets
leaders should be empowered by the strength of their ideas rather than the force of their wealth
end Citizens United
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May 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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This was today… Sotally tober… NYT clearly way off base…
May 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This was today… Sotally tober… NYT clearly way off base…
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Whiskey.Taco.Foxtrot. 🌮
May 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Whiskey.Taco.Foxtrot. 🌮
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www.borowitzreport.com/p/man-feared... Best Andy has ever done
Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President
Devoting a 352-page book to unmasking a president who is no longer in office instead of the one currently creating global chaos indicates serious mental impairment, the experts asserted.
www.borowitzreport.com
May 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
www.borowitzreport.com/p/man-feared... Best Andy has ever done
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Noem If You Want To
Kristi Noem is more AR-15 than B-52, but she's dumb as a rock lobster if she thinks habeas corpus is a presidential privilege. She should head back to her love shack with Corey Lewandowski and make way for a new wave of leaders.
by Maureen Dowd
Kristi Noem is more AR-15 than B-52, but she's dumb as a rock lobster if she thinks habeas corpus is a presidential privilege. She should head back to her love shack with Corey Lewandowski and make way for a new wave of leaders.
by Maureen Dowd
May 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Noem If You Want To
Kristi Noem is more AR-15 than B-52, but she's dumb as a rock lobster if she thinks habeas corpus is a presidential privilege. She should head back to her love shack with Corey Lewandowski and make way for a new wave of leaders.
by Maureen Dowd
Kristi Noem is more AR-15 than B-52, but she's dumb as a rock lobster if she thinks habeas corpus is a presidential privilege. She should head back to her love shack with Corey Lewandowski and make way for a new wave of leaders.
by Maureen Dowd
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Okay, that’s enough internet for today.
May 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Okay, that’s enough internet for today.
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Poor Trump: you can’t even accept a luxury jet from Qatar without being called corrupt these days | Marina Hyde
Poor Trump: you can’t even accept a luxury jet from Qatar without being called corrupt these days | Marina Hyde
Even his Maga pals are questioning the lavish gift. Don’t they know not to look a wooden gift horse in the mouth, asks Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
May 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Poor Trump: you can’t even accept a luxury jet from Qatar without being called corrupt these days | Marina Hyde
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Airplane!
Shirley Trump can't be serious. Taking a bribe from Qatar might have him feel like he's flying high but it's putting his presidency on Otto-Pilot. He better turn it down or he'll be less Liam Neesan and more Leslie Nielsen.
By Maureen Dowd
Shirley Trump can't be serious. Taking a bribe from Qatar might have him feel like he's flying high but it's putting his presidency on Otto-Pilot. He better turn it down or he'll be less Liam Neesan and more Leslie Nielsen.
By Maureen Dowd
May 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Airplane!
Shirley Trump can't be serious. Taking a bribe from Qatar might have him feel like he's flying high but it's putting his presidency on Otto-Pilot. He better turn it down or he'll be less Liam Neesan and more Leslie Nielsen.
By Maureen Dowd
Shirley Trump can't be serious. Taking a bribe from Qatar might have him feel like he's flying high but it's putting his presidency on Otto-Pilot. He better turn it down or he'll be less Liam Neesan and more Leslie Nielsen.
By Maureen Dowd
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If you kidnap and disappear a
4-year-old with stage 4 cancer, you should at a minimum spend the rest of your life behind bars.
If you do it as part of an ethnic cleansing program, you should do your hard time at the Hague.
4-year-old with stage 4 cancer, you should at a minimum spend the rest of your life behind bars.
If you do it as part of an ethnic cleansing program, you should do your hard time at the Hague.
April 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you kidnap and disappear a
4-year-old with stage 4 cancer, you should at a minimum spend the rest of your life behind bars.
If you do it as part of an ethnic cleansing program, you should do your hard time at the Hague.
4-year-old with stage 4 cancer, you should at a minimum spend the rest of your life behind bars.
If you do it as part of an ethnic cleansing program, you should do your hard time at the Hague.
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Left untreated, autism can cause dangerously antisocial behavior including dumping bears in Central Park, mulching animals in a blender, fondling babysitters, and injecting massive amounts of heroin.
by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Left untreated, autism can cause dangerously antisocial behavior including dumping bears in Central Park, mulching animals in a blender, fondling babysitters, and injecting massive amounts of heroin.
by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
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Yes, Pete Hegseth and Michael Waltz violated all sorts of national security protocols by sharing military secrets with a journalist. But at least they were White when they did this.
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
March 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Yes, Pete Hegseth and Michael Waltz violated all sorts of national security protocols by sharing military secrets with a journalist. But at least they were White when they did this.
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk