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Matt Ficke
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Handyman

DC, he/him
The album art is perfect
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The communicator in Star Wars Episode I was made from a Gillette women’s razor
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Need a museum curator bold enough to show this in its appropriate context
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Called it
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Right, like this whole exchange is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read and really only works in print (or maybe, like, a Werner Herzog documentary.)

Anyway @matthewdessem.bsky.social please know that I think about this interview all the time, it’s a masterpiece.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dead
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It’s funny that this is about Bowdoin because someone could have written an identical article in 1863
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
That’s right
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
October 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
This is messed up but it sounds like it’s on the Council too. $230k for one year is not a serious funding commitment.
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Built a rocking chair, this was a fun project. Now I just need to decide what color to paint it.
September 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Without additional detail this wouldn’t really make any sense except as something like the chalkboard scene in Good Will Hunting, with no location change.
September 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
RIP to the man, but having every media outlet feel compelled to publish horny thirst traps of you after you die at age 89 is about as good as anyone can hope for.
September 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Was real tempted to keep that top board in the foreground for myself, it’s almost too nice for a fence, but my personal lumber stash is getting out of hand.
September 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Fun little cedar fence build for a client on Capitol Hill
September 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
First they’re asking innocent questions about the butterfly effect, next thing you know they’re all dressing like this:
September 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I appreciate that the reporter highlights the ambiguity about what the guy shouting “how dare you” was referring to
September 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There’s a real satisfaction in using a pickup truck for its god-intended purpose
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Go full BSG and make all the paper octagonal too
September 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
lmao this is so flagrant
September 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Do they think this is a questionably ethical 2X Pimpy 3X Bape situation, instead of normal cross breeding?
September 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s the cover of the current issue of The Spectator magazine, they just edited it.
September 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM