Mateo Marlí
@mattdingo.bsky.social
Just a rolling stone & the moss he’s collected…
Gamer/creative/ I have a masters degree in small talk
Gamer/creative/ I have a masters degree in small talk
Long time no see
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September 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Long time no see
Been working in healthcare 3 months now this shit is stressful but I’m pleased to report my hair is still here 🥲
January 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Been working in healthcare 3 months now this shit is stressful but I’m pleased to report my hair is still here 🥲
I was walkin behind this dude at Nordstrom rack & he ripped a daisy chain of farts that made me go ultra instinct
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December 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I was walkin behind this dude at Nordstrom rack & he ripped a daisy chain of farts that made me go ultra instinct
My feet hurt in a way that it feels like I’m raw dogging the concrete & no me gusta that
December 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
My feet hurt in a way that it feels like I’m raw dogging the concrete & no me gusta that
This cold is W I C K E D
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 AM
This cold is W I C K E D
I gotta use the bathroom and somebody left a streak on the toilet bruh
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November 30, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I gotta use the bathroom and somebody left a streak on the toilet bruh
Who woulda known so many people didn’t want to be home on thanksgiving ☠️
November 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Who woulda known so many people didn’t want to be home on thanksgiving ☠️
Seeing the job quiet when I was getting blitzed for 12 hours doesn’t sit well with me lol
November 27, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Seeing the job quiet when I was getting blitzed for 12 hours doesn’t sit well with me lol
Working til 10 tonight 😭
November 26, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Working til 10 tonight 😭
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I told y'all I have an aunt in Detroit who’s a digital librarian. Just reach out to her at @ausetkmt.bsky.social, and she’ll send you any book you’re looking for.
Trust me, she has every book you can think of!🥰😚
And it's totally free. And she's also a sweetheart.☺️🥰
Trust me, she has every book you can think of!🥰😚
And it's totally free. And she's also a sweetheart.☺️🥰
November 25, 2024 at 8:47 AM
I told y'all I have an aunt in Detroit who’s a digital librarian. Just reach out to her at @ausetkmt.bsky.social, and she’ll send you any book you’re looking for.
Trust me, she has every book you can think of!🥰😚
And it's totally free. And she's also a sweetheart.☺️🥰
Trust me, she has every book you can think of!🥰😚
And it's totally free. And she's also a sweetheart.☺️🥰
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Rise and grind my beautiful people!! Get up and out to enjoy the sunshine and #BlueSky today. We can fight fascism while lifting each other up with kindness, empathy and lots of funny ass memes. ☕️🍷
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Rise and grind my beautiful people!! Get up and out to enjoy the sunshine and #BlueSky today. We can fight fascism while lifting each other up with kindness, empathy and lots of funny ass memes. ☕️🍷
Somebody…anybody…bring me coffee…not Starbucks…I won’t make it til 8:30 pm if I’m already half asleep
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Somebody…anybody…bring me coffee…not Starbucks…I won’t make it til 8:30 pm if I’m already half asleep
True story: I was not familiar with Barbara Streisand‘a songs like that…she has some HEAT 👌🏽
November 18, 2024 at 7:47 PM
True story: I was not familiar with Barbara Streisand‘a songs like that…she has some HEAT 👌🏽
I been working ona car for Lego fortnite for months. My main base is nestled neatly between all the biomes but the car is nowhere near it so I journeyed all the way there & found a klombo. I figured I’d make it easier on myself and build a bus stop 😭 klombo destroyed a gollum and my car 😭😭😭
November 17, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I been working ona car for Lego fortnite for months. My main base is nestled neatly between all the biomes but the car is nowhere near it so I journeyed all the way there & found a klombo. I figured I’d make it easier on myself and build a bus stop 😭 klombo destroyed a gollum and my car 😭😭😭
Somebody needs to call this dude out that’s actually a boxer currently boxing ☠️
November 16, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Somebody needs to call this dude out that’s actually a boxer currently boxing ☠️
We were in a Fortnite party listening to one of the homies clear streams like we were sat around a radio 🤣
November 16, 2024 at 4:34 AM
We were in a Fortnite party listening to one of the homies clear streams like we were sat around a radio 🤣
I finally got the Tyson fight to play 😭
November 16, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I finally got the Tyson fight to play 😭
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The Age of Unreason
Never in human history have we had greater knowledge, more advanced science, higher abilities to wipe out disease & protect the immunosuppressed. That this bear-napper runs the FDA is truly an Age of Knowing Ignorance
Never in human history have we had greater knowledge, more advanced science, higher abilities to wipe out disease & protect the immunosuppressed. That this bear-napper runs the FDA is truly an Age of Knowing Ignorance
November 15, 2024 at 4:05 PM
The Age of Unreason
Never in human history have we had greater knowledge, more advanced science, higher abilities to wipe out disease & protect the immunosuppressed. That this bear-napper runs the FDA is truly an Age of Knowing Ignorance
Never in human history have we had greater knowledge, more advanced science, higher abilities to wipe out disease & protect the immunosuppressed. That this bear-napper runs the FDA is truly an Age of Knowing Ignorance
I watched a horror film I’m probably not guna make it
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
November 13, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I watched a horror film I’m probably not guna make it
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Winter sunsets in Dublin get pinker & pinker!
November 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Winter sunsets in Dublin get pinker & pinker!
I need to figure out how to get all my x friends on here without scrolling to see if they made an account already 😭
November 13, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I need to figure out how to get all my x friends on here without scrolling to see if they made an account already 😭
The patriots won a game and we’re all a bit disappointed lol
November 10, 2024 at 9:42 PM
The patriots won a game and we’re all a bit disappointed lol
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To anyone who needs this, and to those who care about them: check on your marginalized friends.
November 10, 2024 at 7:35 PM
To anyone who needs this, and to those who care about them: check on your marginalized friends.