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MatSir
@matsir.bsky.social
Reader, occasional fanfic writer, mod on the slash-focused Starsky/Hutch bRomance Facebook group.
Proud to be an influencer of iffy decisions and all around wise-ass.

Who knew the zombie apocalypse meant brain-rotted worshipers of a giant cheese-turd?
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If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.

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MO Youth Pastor Gets 35 Years On Child Sex Charges - Joe.My.God.
Fort Smith’s Fox affiliate reports: A Missouri man has been convicted of trafficking minors in Benton County and sentenced to more than three decades in prison, according to authorities. A jury found ...
joemygod.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Dozens of costumed roller skaters gathered in the south waterfront Thursday night, where they rolled their way down to the ICE building to create an impromptu roller rink and dance party.

"We are full of love & acceptance, and will do everything we can to protect our community and promote love!"
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Portland cyclists strip down in pouring rain to protest ICE facility and Trump troop deployment

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2025/10/naked-bike-riders-cycle-through-the-rain-in-a-day-of-portland-protests.html 
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
AKA 'Tell me you don't have cats without telling me you don't have cats'
August 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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"Dragon!" the knight called, "I'm here to end your reign of terror!"

"I merely land by a town and ask if they will give me someone to eat."

"Yet when they offer a sacrifice you spurn it and instead eat the mayor."

"Yes. And if they refuse to sacrifice anyone, I leave."

"That's... Hm. Carry on."
March 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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My kid lives in Siddall Hall and sent me these yesterday. First is what was put up by the school, second is the students’ alteration of the administrations’ cowardice.
February 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Clackamas United Church of Christ in Oregon
February 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM