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charlotte
@matilija.bsky.social
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wasteland: cridder
neotropolis: hexbug
i find myself in the unenviable position of likely needing a new phone and not wanting any AI features.

i guess i’ll wait a few months because this seems like a growing trend
July 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
if i won the lottery i would do my best to add jeremy bentham’s auto-icon to the lineup of munch’s make believe band
June 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
reading mein kampf on the bus but putting a tesla “i bought it before i knew he was crazy” sticker on the cover so they know i don’t agree with it.
June 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
this emergent 10% tariff on Heard and McDonald Islands makes me converged about the stability of our strategic guano inventory. Surely we cannot depend on Howland in this late stage. Mr President, quo vadis?!
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@telstar.bsky.social where can i find Telstar Logistics merch? your website’s store link is inactive and i desire to browse and buy at least a pen
March 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
it took me so long to not make the connection between SpaceX and X so from now on i’ll refer to the rocket parts distribution company as SpaceTwitter
February 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"

www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i’m sorry but i’m going to have to ig-nora lot of these suggestions
January 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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haha bro is so tiny
November 28, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Pepito is out (16:42:49)
November 25, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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it’s not an echo chamber, it’s a conversation pit
November 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
new pictures of me, hawking vegan #papercraft fish at a recent fae picnic, have surfaced
November 20, 2024 at 12:05 PM
surely this bodes well
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 19
The elusive deep-water oarfish – considered to be a harbinger of bad news – was spotted yet again on the shores of Encinitas, California. It was the state’s third spotting of the species in the last three months, and only the 22nd over the past century.
The ‘doomsday fish’ returns to California shores for the second time this year. Scientists don’t know why. | CNN
Considered to be the origin of the sea serpent tale, giant oarfish are a species yet to be largely researched by scientists.
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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the first thing tadao kashio, founder of CASIO, ever invented, was this ring you could wear to more efficiently blast cigs while working and still use 2 hands
October 19, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
Bluesky is number 1.
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
my weird ass at wasteland this year. time for neotropolis prep though!
November 18, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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December 5, 2023 at 5:19 PM
idek what to do here but here’s a pic of me wearing my charman hat
December 3, 2023 at 6:38 PM