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Matilda C.
@matildac.bsky.social
Just me. Elf 🧝🏻‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ gender. Queer for hellions. Feed me crayons
“You can be hot & funny, not just hot” - Emma
🔞🚯 Minors & Litterers DNI
Happy one year anniversary of my inaugural Lawn Chair Helium Balloon Flight to Ireland, marking the beginning of the era of low cost international personal flights
I’m gonna tie five thousand helium balloons to a lawn chair and fly to Ireland
September 2, 2024 at 3:56 PM
What happened to Aegis Blue??
July 29, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Me, day drink? Never
July 29, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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They keep mocking the Last Supper
July 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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They keep mocking the Last Supper
July 29, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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They keep mocking The Last Supper
July 29, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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They keep mocking The Last Supper
July 29, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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They keep mocking The Last Supper
July 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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they keep mocking the Last Supper
July 29, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Some of President Biden's top donors have latched on to a “Star Wars” analogy aimed at keeping nervous supporters from defecting: President Biden is like Yoda—old and frail yet wise and influential—whereas Donald Trump is like Jabba the Hutt, a gluttonous and powerful gangster.
July 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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kinda reminds me of this:
February 24, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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It is important to never confuse a freak (derogatory) with a freak (positive). The guy with a loli profile pic defending 150 hour work weeks is a freak (derogatory). Two hot clocky girls having messy t4t lesbian sex on a parent's grave are freaks (positive).
September 4, 2023 at 9:20 AM
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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Welcome to bluesky! if you don't know what froting is you will soon
February 6, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Bluesky just as weird as ever. 😘
February 6, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Stop the world I want to get off (dirty)
December 13, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Wheee
January 19, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Stop the world I want to get off (dirty)
December 13, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Need some Vulcans to participate in a large scale experiment
November 21, 2023 at 9:23 PM
GirlDakiMakura
Body Pillow Girldick
emotional support girldick
October 30, 2023 at 9:09 AM
Paintings of Reefer flowers that resemble grildock

Call that Georgie O’Kief
Shaking the remaining paint onto a canvas like a Puppygirl

Jackson Grollick
Slathering my Girldick in Buncha Colours of Paint and Stamping it onto Canvas Call That Andy Whorehall
October 30, 2023 at 9:07 AM
Shaking the remaining paint onto a canvas like a Puppygirl

Jackson Grollick
Slathering my Girldick in Buncha Colours of Paint and Stamping it onto Canvas Call That Andy Whorehall
Oil Paintings of Crullers In A Vaguely Southwest US Aesthetique Girldique
October 30, 2023 at 9:04 AM