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Anyone else nostalgic for a time
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Bill Pullman in casper family guy peter outfit tutorial
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You used to be able to go on a forum and find a busty white woman with a wardrobe exclusively of a graphic tee with a phrase on it along the lines of “i love wookie cock” and she could become your wife. You can’t do that anymore
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
October 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Dead ass being horny is a vibe
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Don’t bother going to any rapture yard sales, it’s all Temu crap. Nothing of value in those houses, not a lick of taste. Just hobby lobby and buccees home goods
September 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
DVDs used to be fun, now you might as well just shoot yourself in the head because honestly what’s the point of anything. Like fuck me and my dumb little life. KILL ME NOW
September 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
August 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Can I be your excellent specimen
August 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A bodega cat is basically the ocks labubu
August 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by Mateo Sandia
The reason is unNoem

~an @afraidofwasps.bsky.social original~
"DAMN That's Funny 😂"
JUST IN: U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem taken to hospital by ambulance, reason unknown - CNN
June 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Took a crap so big I started barking during heaves
June 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In downtown Fresno, you’ll see a guy walking the meat wad from Aqua team
May 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You have to kill the gifted kid in your mind
April 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Oh the mandela effect? I think you meant to say "Oops I was wrong"
March 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My message to Lowbies that want to be riffstars
March 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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There's genuinely an unparalleled insanity in how mainstream institutions approach Palestine. Even after 16 months of Palestinians being starved, tortured, shot, bombed — on camera — *this* is how mainstream media describes a film covering a sliver of that much-broader reality:
Unbelievable headline
March 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
(A man with his fingers delicately combing through his pubes) oh…I’m sucha vibe.
March 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Guy on r/streetfighter picked maybe the worst tattoo you could possibly get from the series lol
February 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wohoo chicken fries dinner tonight at the group home
February 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You’ll need this
February 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
January 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m aloud to wear my captain America shirt to the vasectomy 😊☺️
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
FUCK OFF FRIDAY!
January 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Everyday I fight to not be myself on behalf of others. You’re welcome
January 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM