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Columbus Blue Jackets. Warframe. Self hosting. Nerd.
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Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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I woulda put Caillou in one of these so fast
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Vince Zampella was the absolute best to ever do it. Literally. His impact across publishers, studios, franchises and genres was unmatched. Commercially and creatively he was an absolute juggernaut. A tremendous loss for this industry, and to those who were close to him. Rest in peace.
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Trump Denies He Was Good Friends with Leisure Suit Larry

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Trump Denies He Was Good Friends with Leisure Suit Larry - Hard Drive
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November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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REPORT: Young Republicans are boycotting BALL X PITT as they claim the copious amounts of balls in the game are offensive to them because their lord and savior Adolf Hitler only had one ball
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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the onion you left in the fridge for three weeks
October 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Where are those "state's rights" people at?
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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beep beep jolteon in a jeep
September 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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What a joke. Didn't do this for the Minnesota politicians who were killed, but for Charlie fucking Kirk?
September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yup! Wow. #AlienEarth Episode 1 is good good. The atmosphere, lighting, and cinematography are perfect. The writing is great. 10/10 let’s hope the rest of the season stays the same.
August 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wait…. Is #AlienEarth actually about to be good good???? Finishing episode 1 and will report back.
August 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I don't want for much but do I want a complete 1990s Lego pirates collection
August 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
#Chit would get this because they were sold outta Dr Pepper
High Noon is warning customers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks

(via FDA)
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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“I’ll kill Mario, I’ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles, rip them to pieces, and stab him with those. It’s gonna be bloody.” - Bob Odenkirk in an interview with IGN at #SDCC.

To watch our full interview: bit.ly/45n11do
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Should the government release all documents it has about the Jeffrey Epstein case"

Yes: 79%
No: 4%

Yes Among:
Democrats: 85%
Independents: 76%
Republicans: 75%

YouGov / July 14, 2025
July 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I'm seeing more and more automated license plate readers (ALPR) out and about and to diminish the eerieness of increased surveillance they represent I will from now on call them Herb.
July 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters
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July 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Underoath released Define The Great Line on this day 19 years ago.
June 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Rated T for Teen ✨️ #TMNT
June 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Happy Father's Day
June 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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A quick crappy cartoon on my iPad in response to yesterday’s events. Best I’ve felt in a while.

[on Instagram I put Lesley Gore’s “It’s My Party (and I’ll Cry if I Want To)” over it]
June 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM