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Small shop in Coatesville, PA run by a big mouth.
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God damn Greg Abbott is a piece of shit
August 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I can’t stop thinking about when we were at The Tetons and I corrected a man confidently calling a mule a donkey to his family and he goes “Yeah, I said that. A donkey.”
August 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
TLDR medical emergency with doggo. Currently updating inventory on my website. If you are in the need for quality gifts please consider utilizing my shop! Also accepting custom orders.

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July 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I spend so much energy on my alt texts I don’t even want to write captions. So here, look at this picture.

#sewsky #selfdrafted #beautiful #chestercounty #pennsylvania
July 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My husband wanted a nice outing at the Phillies game so we took my mom, step-dad, his mom, and our kids today.

I made friends with a fellow young woman and we ganged up on some huge white dude about how colonization shaped South America’s genetic lineage forever.

… so goal achieved I think.
April 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The progress of my quilt. Quite certain I’m doing four of these half square triangle panels in various hues and then building out the quilt with black and white. End goal remains uncertain and ever-evolving.

#sewsky #quiltsky #konacotton #kaffefassett
February 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Me, waking Sean up in the middle of the night cause of the memes…. “So did they win?”

Merry football day to Philadelphia! Now you can stop screaming “Go birds!” in my face and being disappointed by my lack of enthusiasm.
February 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Phew, now we can turn the sports down.
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My kid just asked my why this is the only part of the Super Bowl I want to watch.

You know when mommy has the headphones on in the kitchen? That’d be Kendrick.
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Like wtf does this mean!?
Kenny G huge run to get positive yards right there
February 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In the same room as @designerplant.bsky.social while he live tweets the #superb #owl and I still have NO idea what he’s talking about in his skeets.
February 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When I started this I had a plan. Now I don’t want to do that with it. Any ideas?

#sewsky #quilting #kaffefassett #konasolids
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I can’t stop thinking about the person last week who ordered a grilled cheese from me and when I asked
“What kind of cheese, American?”
I got a resounding
“No cheese.” back.

New fodder for my nightmares, I’m sure.
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
That’s what she said.
Good start on D
February 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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It’s giving Witch of the Waste tbh
IMPORTANT: Presidential inaugurations are one of the few occasions where Getty Images sources new candid photos of Supreme Court justices, so here, take a look at Martha-Ann Alito dressed for the occasion like Reactionary Cruella de Vil
February 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My kids are doing school from home today due to inclement weather and one of the classes is rhyming “-ug” words.

I just tuned back in for a second and one kid goes “No! I’m saying ‘F!’ like FUG! Like you’d go ‘FUG! FUG! FUG! FUG!!!!!!’ when you have to!”

Gave me a chuckle.
February 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Okay, pardon us, but F this. America, you’ve got to stand up.
February 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Hungry, hungry guillotine

www.inprnt.com/gallery/thou...
February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Made this chessboard for @designerplant.bsky.social a few years ago and we’ve yet to use it as more than an art piece. I’m hoping to have some time very soon to find our chess pieces and stretch the ol’ logic legs. He’s been talking a big game so we shall see.

#sewsky #quilting #color #handmade
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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LEAVE NOAA ALONE YOU MFERS
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
🎶 banana hat 🎶
duh duh duh duh dum
🎶 banana hat 🎶
duh duh duh dum
🎶 banana hat! 🎶
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

(This is a Bardot bucket hat by @sewhungryhippie.bsky.social I completed last summer. Love the wide brim options!)

#sewing #buckethat #handmade
February 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I still remember the excitement of loading up the Goth house for the first time ❤️
February 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Buttons are always there for you.

Writing a creepy children’s book? Buttons.

Need something for your child to count on the 100th day of school? Buttons.

Filling an IED? Buttons.
February 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Art would be terribly monotonous if we never struck out and expanded our repertoire as artists.
So so thrilled for Beyoncé on her win for Cowboy Carter. Much deserved for the contributions it made to the genre. Always remember… art is resistance.

Now let the dystopia that is America 2025 resume.
I know nothing about music but what I'm seeing at the Grammy's this year is women supporting women, all genres supporting other genres, and everyone being happy for those who broke barriers. To me that is what art is all about!
February 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Another day of sharing my #art with the liberal web. Here’s a self-drafted tote I made inspired by my aunt, who has been on my mind quite a lot lately.

#sewsky #totebag #handmade #RileyBlake
February 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM