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maryis.gay
mary, but not the lamb one
@maryis.gay
I change hobbies like Ramona recolors her hair. I’m probably drinking tea

Personal, unfiltered NSFW profile

Brazilian trans woman living abroad

One of Minpup’s moms

She/her/ela/dela

Discord: haruey
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@maryis.gay: “there was a trailer before JJK for the Mario Movie and I knew I knew Luigi’s voice from something we watched recently…”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
a man wearing a red shirt that says no
Alt: Charlie from always sunny about to bite off Santa’s ear
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Me: "we're going to miss the 33 unless we hop on the 5 for one stop or something"
5: *pulls up*
Me: "I control the universe*"

*or possibly just Muni
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
OH: my John Darnell is speaking to me through my pocket
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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June 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I'm just saying, Final Fantasy Tactics is one of the greatest games ever made
June 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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@maryis.gay and I were rocking our handy futch sides this afternoon by breaking down and rebuilding an entire section of a busted couch.

Having furniture break in the middle of nowhere when you don't own a truck is a real fuckin' pain.
May 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Why make burguer taller if we can make it wider
October 14, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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September 13, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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*looking at 90% of the apps on my phone*

"this app could have been a website"
August 27, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Post a movie from the year you turned 18
July 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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“I don’t ever need to buy games again thanks to the new steam family thing and Terra’s library” @maryis.gay
July 21, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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I love post-surgery @maryis.gay rants: "The thing I like about cheesecake factory is that their appetizers are basically somebody who is high midnight gourmanding. CHEESE BURGER SPRING ROLLS? It is extremely cursed, but probably good." #MidnightGourmand
July 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM
good thing Dota 2 is not a competitive game in any shape or form, really the only reason Valve is able to allow people to play it on Linux
July 12, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I could try to be stubborn and say that I’m not buying The Final Shape until Bungie drops their ridiculous ban on Linux, but I know I’ll cave eventually

What is true though is that I would’ve bought it already if it wasn’t for the unnecessary Linux ban, since it would allow me to play on my Deck rn
July 7, 2024 at 5:01 AM
OH: “this show Chekhov’s Gun’ so good”
July 6, 2024 at 1:21 AM
yes
Which kind of former coder are you: baking bread, too many synthesizers, or woodworking?
June 28, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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the answer to “why does AI art suck” emerges from its relations of production tbh. people not involved in artistic labor choosing to exploit that labor for personal gain create meaningless slop.
if people got together to remix art collaboratively, it would be a good and beautiful thing, but it’s done for private profits, and by people who have no relation to the labor required to create the works (they’re bourgeoisie, they don’t do the work, the workers do)
June 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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“I’ve lived with you two long enough that of course I know what goatse is” @maryis.gay about life with @monym.me and I
June 23, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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This story of two women marrying to be life partners is amazing. www.nytimes.com/2024/06/07/s...
Two Women Redefine What it Means to Marry Your Best Friend
After 32 years of platonic friendship, Sheri Cole and Beth Moore decided to marry for the security and legal protection.
www.nytimes.com
June 11, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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the amount of executive function that is required to get the medications that will supposedly help with my executive function is a cruel joke
May 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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gay sex
May 23, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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OH: “In the eyes of god we’re still virgins because religion can’t handle neovaginas”
May 21, 2024 at 9:45 PM