Today's mood

One of Labour's 2024 election campaign ads has just leaked

microblogging is very funny because people will log on and post shit like "im such a sweet boy" and be a sexual predator while the dude in his replies saying "im gonna beat you to death with a hammer" spends his irl free time doing shit like homeless outreach and advocacy. posting isn't morality

Absolutely insane levels of chilling happening right here

Watching Oppie a third time tonight. First time in IMAX 70mm. Very excited dudes

Logging on

Stephen Kinnock has got to be one of the first to go in the contraption surely. What a worthless cunt

Lola has unseated Charlie from his radiator throne and forced him to sit below in the depths like a peasant

[guy who has literally never exercised a single creative muscle in his entire life] i'm so excited to start using AI to improve my artistic workflow! (tells midjourney to make a woman with 32L breasts)

Elon musk has croaked

Haven't introduced them but Charlie is the big boy in the blue carrier and Lola is the little demon next to him

Don't know why the cats love sitting in their carriers so much but it's adorable

every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto

This is definitely the most viable alternative to the bird app, don't have to see nazis on there or melt instagram influencers on threads

Me joining bluesky