Montag (aka: fu_q, Marv Montag) 🤘🖕 🔞
@marvmontag.bsky.social
Adult film critic. 🎞 ❌️❌️❌️
Published ✍️: Adult Video News (AVN) 📼, Penthouse 🗝️, AdultDVDTalk (ADT) 💿, (...& boring science stuff 🧪). Kinda judgy 🏆. Former ADT mastur-tweeter 🐦 & former roadie, graphic designer, etc. for feature dancers💃🔞
"I held the dildo."
Published ✍️: Adult Video News (AVN) 📼, Penthouse 🗝️, AdultDVDTalk (ADT) 💿, (...& boring science stuff 🧪). Kinda judgy 🏆. Former ADT mastur-tweeter 🐦 & former roadie, graphic designer, etc. for feature dancers💃🔞
"I held the dildo."
Pinned
*Decades of decadence*
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❌️❌️❌️
🎞 📼 💿 📀 🖥
~Reviews since '08~
~Other industry "stuff" since '00~
~Viewer since ca. '88~
"I held the dildo." 🍆
🤘🔥💀
❌️❌️❌️
🎞 📼 💿 📀 🖥
~Reviews since '08~
~Other industry "stuff" since '00~
~Viewer since ca. '88~
"I held the dildo." 🍆
Hope everyone enjoyed Krampusnacht last night... a wonderful time for cheer among friends & family. 🎄🌙😈 🍻
#Krampus #Krampusnacht
#Krampus #Krampusnacht
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hope everyone enjoyed Krampusnacht last night... a wonderful time for cheer among friends & family. 🎄🌙😈 🍻
#Krampus #Krampusnacht
#Krampus #Krampusnacht
This 4-episode series re: the unwitting ascendance & untimely murder of James Garfield is spectacular, especially the first episode. First "TV" I've watched seriously (other than sports) in months. We knocked it out in a single sitting. 🇺🇸 🎩 🗳
#deathbylightning #netflix
#deathbylightning #netflix
In Death by Lightning, Michael Shannon plays James Garfield, the 20th president of the United States, and Matthew Macfadyen plays the man who would come to kill him.
Here’s your first look at this epic, stranger than fiction true story also starring Nick Offerman and Betty Gilpin. #NextOnNetflix
Here’s your first look at this epic, stranger than fiction true story also starring Nick Offerman and Betty Gilpin. #NextOnNetflix
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This 4-episode series re: the unwitting ascendance & untimely murder of James Garfield is spectacular, especially the first episode. First "TV" I've watched seriously (other than sports) in months. We knocked it out in a single sitting. 🇺🇸 🎩 🗳
#deathbylightning #netflix
#deathbylightning #netflix
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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An old psk shot of @devonxxx.bsky.social , Jesse Jane, and god I cannot remember who singing.
October 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
An old psk shot of @devonxxx.bsky.social , Jesse Jane, and god I cannot remember who singing.
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also a former Penthouse Pet
Racquel Darrian
Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE)
1992-01
Racquel Darrian
Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE)
1992-01
June 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
also a former Penthouse Pet
Racquel Darrian
Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE)
1992-01
Racquel Darrian
Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE)
1992-01
He's right.
October 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
He's right.
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This Wednesday, 10/1!
8pm ET/7pm CT, TBS + HBO Max
#AEWDynamite
6-Year Anniversary Show
"Timeless" Toni Storm returns to Hollywood (Florida)!
The Timeless One will make her first appearance since #AEWAllOut at the Dynamite 6th Anniversary, THIS WEDNESDAY, 10/1!
8pm ET/7pm CT, TBS + HBO Max
#AEWDynamite
6-Year Anniversary Show
"Timeless" Toni Storm returns to Hollywood (Florida)!
The Timeless One will make her first appearance since #AEWAllOut at the Dynamite 6th Anniversary, THIS WEDNESDAY, 10/1!
September 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This Wednesday, 10/1!
8pm ET/7pm CT, TBS + HBO Max
#AEWDynamite
6-Year Anniversary Show
"Timeless" Toni Storm returns to Hollywood (Florida)!
The Timeless One will make her first appearance since #AEWAllOut at the Dynamite 6th Anniversary, THIS WEDNESDAY, 10/1!
8pm ET/7pm CT, TBS + HBO Max
#AEWDynamite
6-Year Anniversary Show
"Timeless" Toni Storm returns to Hollywood (Florida)!
The Timeless One will make her first appearance since #AEWAllOut at the Dynamite 6th Anniversary, THIS WEDNESDAY, 10/1!
If they really wanted to make things great again, they'd bring back this place... as it was in the 80s... 🇺🇸
My wife survived it growing up. 😆
🏊♂️ 🩸 👙 🩸 🏊♀️ 🚑 🌊
#ActionPark #80s #classactionpark
youtu.be/mqg48h_uKYM?...
My wife survived it growing up. 😆
🏊♂️ 🩸 👙 🩸 🏊♀️ 🚑 🌊
#ActionPark #80s #classactionpark
youtu.be/mqg48h_uKYM?...
Class Action Park | Official Trailer | HBO Max
YouTube video by HBO Max
youtu.be
September 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
If they really wanted to make things great again, they'd bring back this place... as it was in the 80s... 🇺🇸
My wife survived it growing up. 😆
🏊♂️ 🩸 👙 🩸 🏊♀️ 🚑 🌊
#ActionPark #80s #classactionpark
youtu.be/mqg48h_uKYM?...
My wife survived it growing up. 😆
🏊♂️ 🩸 👙 🩸 🏊♀️ 🚑 🌊
#ActionPark #80s #classactionpark
youtu.be/mqg48h_uKYM?...
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A message from the 1980s:
“You know the 80s miss you, right?”
“You know the 80s miss you, right?”
August 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A message from the 1980s:
“You know the 80s miss you, right?”
“You know the 80s miss you, right?”
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AEW Women's World Champion "Timeless" Toni Storm broke the spell the UK has had over her previous reigns when she faced ROH Women's World Champion Athena!
August 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
AEW Women's World Champion "Timeless" Toni Storm broke the spell the UK has had over her previous reigns when she faced ROH Women's World Champion Athena!
RIP, Leslie Glass.
~25 years. Gone but not forgotten.~
🙏😥
~25 years. Gone but not forgotten.~
🙏😥
August 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
RIP, Leslie Glass.
~25 years. Gone but not forgotten.~
🙏😥
~25 years. Gone but not forgotten.~
🙏😥
Bored on the interview team this morning & was thinking how great it would've been to be wearing this hat 🎩 😆
August 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Bored on the interview team this morning & was thinking how great it would've been to be wearing this hat 🎩 😆
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July 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I spend a lot of time on the 80s & 90s here. So, how about some 70s...?
Faces of 70s porn...🪩 🛼✨️. 🎥🎞
-Marilyn Chambers
-Linda Lovelace
-Tina Russell
-Desiree Cousteau
(A thread... 1/9)
Faces of 70s porn...🪩 🛼✨️. 🎥🎞
-Marilyn Chambers
-Linda Lovelace
-Tina Russell
-Desiree Cousteau
(A thread... 1/9)
July 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I spend a lot of time on the 80s & 90s here. So, how about some 70s...?
Faces of 70s porn...🪩 🛼✨️. 🎥🎞
-Marilyn Chambers
-Linda Lovelace
-Tina Russell
-Desiree Cousteau
(A thread... 1/9)
Faces of 70s porn...🪩 🛼✨️. 🎥🎞
-Marilyn Chambers
-Linda Lovelace
-Tina Russell
-Desiree Cousteau
(A thread... 1/9)
Samantha Fox - 80s 🔥😎
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Samantha Fox - 80s 🔥😎
The 80s were 🔥
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The 80s were 🔥
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~RIP, Savannah (Shannon Wilsey)~ 31 years, Gone but not forgotten... 🙏 😇 #Savannah #ShannonWilsey #90sPorn
July 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
~RIP, Savannah (Shannon Wilsey)~ 31 years, Gone but not forgotten... 🙏 😇 #Savannah #ShannonWilsey #90sPorn
Clamshell VHS 📼 of Philip Mond's "Zazel". Have had this since '97/'98.
Star-studded cast including rare, hardcore appearances of Penthouse girls (back when there was a dividing line between the two.)
Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, stunning visuals...this one was captivating.
🔥🌸
Star-studded cast including rare, hardcore appearances of Penthouse girls (back when there was a dividing line between the two.)
Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, stunning visuals...this one was captivating.
🔥🌸
July 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Clamshell VHS 📼 of Philip Mond's "Zazel". Have had this since '97/'98.
Star-studded cast including rare, hardcore appearances of Penthouse girls (back when there was a dividing line between the two.)
Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, stunning visuals...this one was captivating.
🔥🌸
Star-studded cast including rare, hardcore appearances of Penthouse girls (back when there was a dividing line between the two.)
Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, stunning visuals...this one was captivating.
🔥🌸
Oh, how I've missed southern New Jersey & its bizarre traffic patterns... where you turn right to turn left, & even the locals miss the turns & cut everyone off... 🚗🚦
June 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh, how I've missed southern New Jersey & its bizarre traffic patterns... where you turn right to turn left, & even the locals miss the turns & cut everyone off... 🚗🚦
God says, "Don't pimp out your daughter."
Amen. 🙏
Amen. 🙏
June 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
God says, "Don't pimp out your daughter."
Amen. 🙏
Amen. 🙏
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When your "heel turn" at work ends up working out in your favor & actually elevates your position...
June 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
When your "heel turn" at work ends up working out in your favor & actually elevates your position...
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Post a female character you love.
"Timeless" Toni Storm
"Timeless" Toni Storm
June 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Post a female character you love.
"Timeless" Toni Storm
"Timeless" Toni Storm