Adult film critic. 🎞 ❌️❌️❌️
Published ✍️: Adult Video News (AVN) 📼, Penthouse 🗝️, AdultDVDTalk (ADT) 💿, (...& boring science stuff 🧪). Kinda judgy 🏆. Former ADT mastur-tweeter 🐦 & former roadie, graphic designer, etc. for feature dancers💃🔞

"I held the dildo."