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Martyn. Digital swiss army knife. Puts the 'ux' in 'deluxe'. Today is anything can happen day: https://youtube.com/watch?v=06RgMvqvZg4
What is your favourite piece of music and why is it Pärt's Cantus in memoriam Benjamin Britten? 😍
July 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What is your favourite piece of music and why is it Pärt's Cantus in memoriam Benjamin Britten? 😍
Need a new phone, and kept digging for discount codes, offers and options, and then the universe aligned and they all stacked. Feels illegal, but Samsung's promo team should really talk to each other more 😂😎
July 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Need a new phone, and kept digging for discount codes, offers and options, and then the universe aligned and they all stacked. Feels illegal, but Samsung's promo team should really talk to each other more 😂😎
Airbnb review: "Peter was a great host, he was always there when we needed him, popping over often to check we were good. He had lots of stories about the local ar-".
Imma stop you there. One star. Airbnb men, leave everyone the fuck alone 🙏🏼💸
Imma stop you there. One star. Airbnb men, leave everyone the fuck alone 🙏🏼💸
July 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Airbnb review: "Peter was a great host, he was always there when we needed him, popping over often to check we were good. He had lots of stories about the local ar-".
Imma stop you there. One star. Airbnb men, leave everyone the fuck alone 🙏🏼💸
Imma stop you there. One star. Airbnb men, leave everyone the fuck alone 🙏🏼💸
Happiness is a belly full of kbbq, dancing around your kitchen with your dog and partner to 'Meet Her At The Love Parade'
July 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Happiness is a belly full of kbbq, dancing around your kitchen with your dog and partner to 'Meet Her At The Love Parade'
It's careers day, folks. What's your future job?
June 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's careers day, folks. What's your future job?
Why does my dog look like Jon Bernthal tho
June 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why does my dog look like Jon Bernthal tho
You can tell a lot about someone who visits a country as a tourist and complains how the place they went to was full of tourists
June 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You can tell a lot about someone who visits a country as a tourist and complains how the place they went to was full of tourists
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
254 Hours
254 Hours
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
24 Monkeys
24 Monkeys
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
The 10th Element
The 10th Element
May 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
254 Hours
254 Hours
If you'd told me 10-13 yrs ago that in 2025, I'd have deleted my Facebook, Twitter and Flickr accounts, due to the platforms going to pittle rather than any kind of social media detox, I'd say you were bonkers
April 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If you'd told me 10-13 yrs ago that in 2025, I'd have deleted my Facebook, Twitter and Flickr accounts, due to the platforms going to pittle rather than any kind of social media detox, I'd say you were bonkers
My dieting monkey brain dead ass thought these were Jaffa cakes 😞
April 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My dieting monkey brain dead ass thought these were Jaffa cakes 😞
I don't know who needs to hear this, but saying 'Without further ado' is literally with further ado. You're further adoing. You're literally a liar and a bastard if you ever say this 😅😅🤡
March 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but saying 'Without further ado' is literally with further ado. You're further adoing. You're literally a liar and a bastard if you ever say this 😅😅🤡
If there's one thing about Agatha Christie adaptations on the BBC, they've always got wall to wall disgustingly well-dressed attractive men and women in it. Who dunnit? Who cares, ayyoo 🥵
March 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If there's one thing about Agatha Christie adaptations on the BBC, they've always got wall to wall disgustingly well-dressed attractive men and women in it. Who dunnit? Who cares, ayyoo 🥵
Got a NAS to run a media server for our photos and mp3s and junk. @koreankitchencardiff.com has named it Lil Nas PleX 🤠
March 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Got a NAS to run a media server for our photos and mp3s and junk. @koreankitchencardiff.com has named it Lil Nas PleX 🤠
Need to find a new notes app. Besties have steered me towards Obsidian. Do you Obsidian? What's the best tips and tricks and plugins for it, Obsidiusers?
March 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Need to find a new notes app. Besties have steered me towards Obsidian. Do you Obsidian? What's the best tips and tricks and plugins for it, Obsidiusers?
Can you have too much neon in your house? Asking for a friend who grew up too poor to buy anything in Cyberdog lol (it me)
February 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Can you have too much neon in your house? Asking for a friend who grew up too poor to buy anything in Cyberdog lol (it me)
The new theme on The White Lotus S3, despite being a banger, is giving when Married With Children opening credits changed music bc they didn't have the rights to the Sinatra song anymore, and they kind of did a similar-dna dupe song and were like, hehe, cool, cool
February 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The new theme on The White Lotus S3, despite being a banger, is giving when Married With Children opening credits changed music bc they didn't have the rights to the Sinatra song anymore, and they kind of did a similar-dna dupe song and were like, hehe, cool, cool
Begun, the trade wars have
February 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Begun, the trade wars have
Anyone know if the WeWork at Eastbourne Terrace Paddington is ASS or CLASS? (or Likert between etc)
January 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Anyone know if the WeWork at Eastbourne Terrace Paddington is ASS or CLASS? (or Likert between etc)
Mobile phone industry: No hardware innovation again but use AI to revolutionise your photos and add or remove subjects and up your photography game, cooool
Me:
Me:
January 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Mobile phone industry: No hardware innovation again but use AI to revolutionise your photos and add or remove subjects and up your photography game, cooool
Me:
Me:
@conniechiiiwa.bsky.social Happy birthday 🎈🎂
January 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
@conniechiiiwa.bsky.social Happy birthday 🎈🎂
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Call for speakers! Galwad am siaradwyr!
@martyn.blog and the UX Wales team are looking for speakers for this year's in-person meetups in Cardiff and South Wales.
Got an idea you'd like to talk about?
@martyn.blog and the UX Wales team are looking for speakers for this year's in-person meetups in Cardiff and South Wales.
Got an idea you'd like to talk about?
January 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Call for speakers! Galwad am siaradwyr!
@martyn.blog and the UX Wales team are looking for speakers for this year's in-person meetups in Cardiff and South Wales.
Got an idea you'd like to talk about?
@martyn.blog and the UX Wales team are looking for speakers for this year's in-person meetups in Cardiff and South Wales.
Got an idea you'd like to talk about?
A reminder that plastic toy dinosaurs are made of actual dinosaurs and lamps in videogames are actual lamps
a pizza with ham mushrooms and black olives on it
Alt: a pizza with ham mushrooms and black olives on it but it is a recursive and never ending fractal
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A reminder that plastic toy dinosaurs are made of actual dinosaurs and lamps in videogames are actual lamps
Green flags: people who own a pencil case (and contents)
January 17, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Green flags: people who own a pencil case (and contents)