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Martyn. Digital swiss army knife. Puts the 'ux' in 'deluxe'. Today is anything can happen day: https://youtube.com/watch?v=06RgMvqvZg4
idk, folk do some weird ah shit when their wifi is down
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
idk, folk do some weird ah shit when their wifi is down
Hello, username sibling!
October 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hello, username sibling!
"Would you like to speak to shitwankers about your experience with shitwankers?"
July 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"Would you like to speak to shitwankers about your experience with shitwankers?"
Beautiful. Now do a glassmorphism O/S 2 Warp!
July 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Beautiful. Now do a glassmorphism O/S 2 Warp!
same!!! Walkabout on the school TV... absolute scenes!
July 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
same!!! Walkabout on the school TV... absolute scenes!
Deep cut but legendary ✨🚀
July 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Deep cut but legendary ✨🚀
GW is such a pathetic cunt
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
GW is such a pathetic cunt
For some reason this has inspired existential dread in me
a man sits in front of a large glowing sun in a dark room
Alt: a man sits in front of a large glowing sun in a dark room
media.tenor.com
June 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
For some reason this has inspired existential dread in me
I'm still trying to get to the bottom of why the sun is always pictured wearing sunglasses
June 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I'm still trying to get to the bottom of why the sun is always pictured wearing sunglasses
Meanwhile, in the UK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7OV...
Brass Eye ~ episode 2 ~ Why gay people shouldn't be in the navy - Gay humour
YouTube video by trixie bloom
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June 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Meanwhile, in the UK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7OV...
Oh man, this takes me back. Saturdays spent tirelessly and happily dry-brushing guns and cannons to make them look worn and gritty. I can smell the enamels if I think about it long enough! :)
May 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Oh man, this takes me back. Saturdays spent tirelessly and happily dry-brushing guns and cannons to make them look worn and gritty. I can smell the enamels if I think about it long enough! :)
My brain collapses when I start thinking about 'what is the equivelent of X to Y?'. My son asked me if he could watch 'Leon' (US: The Professional) the other day, I was like, ah yeah, good movie. He's 15. The movie came out in 1994... 31 years ago. For me, that was like, Goldfinger or some shit
May 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My brain collapses when I start thinking about 'what is the equivelent of X to Y?'. My son asked me if he could watch 'Leon' (US: The Professional) the other day, I was like, ah yeah, good movie. He's 15. The movie came out in 1994... 31 years ago. For me, that was like, Goldfinger or some shit