Farty Makary, MD, MPH
@martymakary.bsky.social
I could be using my knowledge and skills to help people through surgery like I was trained. But no one ever got famous that way.
And no, my real name is not Farty, nor am I (or Marty) a practicing endocrine surgeon. This is a parody. Pair o’ deez nutz!
And no, my real name is not Farty, nor am I (or Marty) a practicing endocrine surgeon. This is a parody. Pair o’ deez nutz!
Wow I need to put down the beetroot enema for the night, I think I just hallucinated someone’s early 90s fetish fantasy
a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with his seat belt on .
ALT: a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with his seat belt on .
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Wow I need to put down the beetroot enema for the night, I think I just hallucinated someone’s early 90s fetish fantasy
Never watched newsmax but I’m convinced there is an intermittent hypnotism screen, or at the very least subliminal frames of Biden in devil makeup a la Fight Club.
a pink swirl with a black background
ALT: a pink swirl with a black background
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Never watched newsmax but I’m convinced there is an intermittent hypnotism screen, or at the very least subliminal frames of Biden in devil makeup a la Fight Club.
Plus the whole walrus thing
March 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Plus the whole walrus thing
Gonna be much harder to get rich as a doctor for hire. Guess I better start updating my CV…
February 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Gonna be much harder to get rich as a doctor for hire. Guess I better start updating my CV…
You politic as well as you cook cheeseburgers
February 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You politic as well as you cook cheeseburgers
Let’s not leave Apple out!
February 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Let’s not leave Apple out!