Farty Makary, MD, MPH
@martymakary.bsky.social
I could be using my knowledge and skills to help people through surgery like I was trained. But no one ever got famous that way.
And no, my real name is not Farty, nor am I (or Marty) a practicing endocrine surgeon. This is a parody. Pair o’ deez nutz!
And no, my real name is not Farty, nor am I (or Marty) a practicing endocrine surgeon. This is a parody. Pair o’ deez nutz!
Pinned
Damn. It was worth a shot though!
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
To those celebrating International Women’s Day, I ask you: what is a women?
March 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
To those celebrating International Women’s Day, I ask you: what is a women?
I think I did about as well as I usually think I did.
March 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I think I did about as well as I usually think I did.
Damn. It was worth a shot though!
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
March 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Damn. It was worth a shot though!
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
Wish me luck today. Will be trying my best not to shit all over the senate furniture while talking out of my ass.
March 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wish me luck today. Will be trying my best not to shit all over the senate furniture while talking out of my ass.
This is day one medical school stuff, if you don't talk about life-changing illness, it doesn't exist!
February 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is day one medical school stuff, if you don't talk about life-changing illness, it doesn't exist!
I know it seems like RFK doesn’t know what he’s doing. But trust me, he doesn’t.
February 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I know it seems like RFK doesn’t know what he’s doing. But trust me, he doesn’t.
As a public health expert, I predict this measles outbreak will remain isolated to the unvaccinated communities. Not vaccinating works!
February 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
As a public health expert, I predict this measles outbreak will remain isolated to the unvaccinated communities. Not vaccinating works!
Working for Real Clear and overseeing American health at the FDA is not a conflict of interest. I have no interest in the health of America.
February 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Working for Real Clear and overseeing American health at the FDA is not a conflict of interest. I have no interest in the health of America.
Agreed. BUT, the argument that the son of the autistic guy was not making eye contact the whole time is a bit flimsy @snopes.com.
Glad @snopes did this but maybe we should stop making memes about what a 4 year old said in the Oval Office & focus on how he should not be on display like a “cute prop” (that is what Musk apparently joked he was). Sorry to go all mom on you but it’s terrible parenting www.snopes.com/articles/469...
Unpacking claims Musk's son told Trump to 'shush' and 'go away'
The impromptu "Take Your Kid to Work Day" at the White House sparked popular posts about what the 4-year-old said.
www.snopes.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Agreed. BUT, the argument that the son of the autistic guy was not making eye contact the whole time is a bit flimsy @snopes.com.
So excited to announce that Belle Gibson will be my Executive Director of Sham Therapies at the new and improved FDA. Along with being young and grossly unqualified, she has the moxy needed to lead American healthcare boldly into the past.
February 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So excited to announce that Belle Gibson will be my Executive Director of Sham Therapies at the new and improved FDA. Along with being young and grossly unqualified, she has the moxy needed to lead American healthcare boldly into the past.
my fame is spreading faster than measles in west Texas
too soon?
too soon?
February 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
my fame is spreading faster than measles in west Texas
too soon?
too soon?
Don't forget to check out the new “journal” I’m on the board of! So excited to do anything other than use my skills in pancreatic surgery to save lives.
What’s RCJ, you ask? Definitely doesn't stand for Real Clear Journals, a skin tag of Real Clear Politics…
What’s RCJ, you ask? Definitely doesn't stand for Real Clear Journals, a skin tag of Real Clear Politics…
February 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Don't forget to check out the new “journal” I’m on the board of! So excited to do anything other than use my skills in pancreatic surgery to save lives.
What’s RCJ, you ask? Definitely doesn't stand for Real Clear Journals, a skin tag of Real Clear Politics…
What’s RCJ, you ask? Definitely doesn't stand for Real Clear Journals, a skin tag of Real Clear Politics…
Many people don’t know this, but my Master’s thesis in public health was about effective ways to commit passive yet far-reaching malpractice. But even I couldn’t conceive of the amount of harm I’m gonna get to do. Buckle up, America!
a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Many people don’t know this, but my Master’s thesis in public health was about effective ways to commit passive yet far-reaching malpractice. But even I couldn’t conceive of the amount of harm I’m gonna get to do. Buckle up, America!