Farty Makary, MD, MPH
@martymakary.bsky.social
I could be using my knowledge and skills to help people through surgery like I was trained. But no one ever got famous that way.
And no, my real name is not Farty, nor am I (or Marty) a practicing endocrine surgeon. This is a parody. Pair o’ deez nutz!
And no, my real name is not Farty, nor am I (or Marty) a practicing endocrine surgeon. This is a parody. Pair o’ deez nutz!
Plus the whole walrus thing
March 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Plus the whole walrus thing
Damn. It was worth a shot though!
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
March 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Damn. It was worth a shot though!
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it.
Unleash the outbreak!™️
Don't forget to check out the new “journal” I’m on the board of! So excited to do anything other than use my skills in pancreatic surgery to save lives.
What’s RCJ, you ask? Definitely doesn't stand for Real Clear Journals, a skin tag of Real Clear Politics…
What’s RCJ, you ask? Definitely doesn't stand for Real Clear Journals, a skin tag of Real Clear Politics…
February 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Don't forget to check out the new “journal” I’m on the board of! So excited to do anything other than use my skills in pancreatic surgery to save lives.
What’s RCJ, you ask? Definitely doesn't stand for Real Clear Journals, a skin tag of Real Clear Politics…
What’s RCJ, you ask? Definitely doesn't stand for Real Clear Journals, a skin tag of Real Clear Politics…