Granda Marty
@martybanana.bsky.social
Leftie snowflake
Shouting into the abyss
Mildly amusing
Shouting into the abyss
Mildly amusing
Come on, man. It's Venezuela. Pay attention.
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Come on, man. It's Venezuela. Pay attention.
The FAKE soccer one.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The FAKE soccer one.
When you say elves, are we talking North Pole, or Rivendell?
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
When you say elves, are we talking North Pole, or Rivendell?
Isn't it still Channel 7?
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Isn't it still Channel 7?
The Final Countdown, by Europe.
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Final Countdown, by Europe.
I liked the pattern down the leg of your jeans so I zoomed in to see what it was - it was the microphone cable and its shadow.
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I liked the pattern down the leg of your jeans so I zoomed in to see what it was - it was the microphone cable and its shadow.
*Michael Palin voice* "You lucky bastard!"
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
*Michael Palin voice* "You lucky bastard!"
Did AI make this? It did, didn't it. I knew it! I knew AI would eventually be good for something.
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Did AI make this? It did, didn't it. I knew it! I knew AI would eventually be good for something.
I would just like to get handoff. We may not be talking about the same thing.
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I would just like to get handoff. We may not be talking about the same thing.
Anyone with that information should use it to blackmail Johnson into doing some good things, like releasing the Epstein files and impeaching the president.
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Anyone with that information should use it to blackmail Johnson into doing some good things, like releasing the Epstein files and impeaching the president.
And Steve Jobs said cities would be redesigned around Segways. Tech bros are clueless about the real world.
September 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
And Steve Jobs said cities would be redesigned around Segways. Tech bros are clueless about the real world.
Is that actually him, or a Madame Tussauds waxwork?
September 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Is that actually him, or a Madame Tussauds waxwork?
They have run out of Melania doubles that look remotely like Melania.
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
They have run out of Melania doubles that look remotely like Melania.
If you spend the whole journey planning the journey, how can you enjoy the journey?
September 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you spend the whole journey planning the journey, how can you enjoy the journey?
@aoc.bsky.social is the best option, but probably too young, too Latina, and too female to be considered leadership material by establishment democrats.
September 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
@aoc.bsky.social is the best option, but probably too young, too Latina, and too female to be considered leadership material by establishment democrats.
Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes.
September 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry.
I was told there would be a handbasket?
I was told there would be a handbasket?
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry.
I was told there would be a handbasket?
I was told there would be a handbasket?
Just like their bumper stickers that say "united under one flag" instead of "abolish the indigenous flag because black people don't matter".
September 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just like their bumper stickers that say "united under one flag" instead of "abolish the indigenous flag because black people don't matter".