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Granda Marty
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Leftie snowflake
Shouting into the abyss
Mildly amusing
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Roxxxxxxanne...
The Pope praying into a microphone with eyes closed.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I read this as one sentence.

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Consecutive posts on my feed saying "I got so high last night", and "Found an old piece of lettuce in my pocket".
July 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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My cat, sitting on her cat tree.
July 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I made this for my bathroom.
Small wooden three-tier stand sitting on a workbench. Small wooden three-tier stand in a bathroom, stacked with toilet paper.
June 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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The Doctor loves you, too.
Ncuti Gatwa as The Doctor from the BBC TV show Doctor Who.
June 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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A cat.
May 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Photo of actor Sean Bean with the caption "Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most".
May 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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AM I EVER GONNA
SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN...
Still image from The Sound of Music showing Maria playing an acoustic guitar and singing to the Von Trapp children.
May 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE-IE-IE
Still image from The Sound of Music showing Maria playing an acoustic guitar and singing to the Von Trapp children.
May 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Diabetes.
Trays of sachets containing sugar, raw sugar, and sweetener, for adding to coffee.
April 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Joanna Lumley standing in front of the Tardis.
March 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Show me you in a hat.
Me wearing a hat.
February 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I can't be the only one.
A bottle of Ballantine's whisky next to a freshly poured glass of whisky on the rocks, with the caption "Happy Ballantine's Day to all those who celibate".
February 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Four penguins from the movie "Madagascar", with the caption "Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave..."
January 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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These two videos on my YouTube feed could swap titles.
A YouTube thumbnail showing a man getting his chest hair waxed with the title "Do Something Out Of Character With This £20", followed by another YouTube thumbnail showing a large old, wooden box with the title "Old Chest Rescue".
December 24, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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OK, not strictly ND, but this always makes me smile.
A picture of late UK MP Michael Foot beside the words "When Michael Foot was put in charge of a nuclear disarmament committee, The Times headline read, Foot Heads Arms Body".
December 19, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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I made a wedding present for my nephew and his bride.
Two wooden boards with geometric shapes drawn on them, and a larger wooden board with a large circle cut out of it. A large round wooden bowl containing six geometric shaped, smaller wooden bowls.
December 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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A cartoon picture of a man pointing at a blackboard which says "Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying".
November 24, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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Art Deco Chamber
An art deco style wooden buffet cabinet.
November 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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My whole life is a lie.
Meme showing the positions of the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah River, not in the state of West Virginia, but in the Western part of the state of Virginia.
November 14, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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This is Sadie, the boss of our house.
Portrait of a cat.
November 13, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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Introduce yourself as a TV character
Screenshot of Roy Kent from Ted Lasso saying "Now I want mushy peas".
November 12, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Oh yes, that legendary artefact, the Iron Flamf.
November 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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"Like you, I am a maker but I could never be a maker like you."

- me to my idol last weekend.
November 9, 2024 at 12:17 AM