Martin Johnson
@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social
Looking on in mounting horror
My Grandad was in Antifa
My Grandad was in Antifa
Not giving into big blow already hammered by big suck.
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Not giving into big blow already hammered by big suck.
With the benefit of hindsight giving a global platform to every village idiot, pub weirdo, golf club bore and basement dwelling lunatic was never going to end well
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
With the benefit of hindsight giving a global platform to every village idiot, pub weirdo, golf club bore and basement dwelling lunatic was never going to end well
We already know the answer to that question. And I’ve noticed that when he does get asked an awkward question he sometimes jots down a note.
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We already know the answer to that question. And I’ve noticed that when he does get asked an awkward question he sometimes jots down a note.
I had to get a taxi to turn back halfway to the airport once because I couldn’t be convinced I’d locked the door properly.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I had to get a taxi to turn back halfway to the airport once because I couldn’t be convinced I’d locked the door properly.
Patriotism definitely means different things to different people
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Patriotism definitely means different things to different people
This is where it gets really surreal. What in the name of cock is actually going on over there? Why hasn’t someone just said ‘no, just fuck off you moron’?
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is where it gets really surreal. What in the name of cock is actually going on over there? Why hasn’t someone just said ‘no, just fuck off you moron’?
I couldn’t hit like fast enough. Fuck those traitors
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I couldn’t hit like fast enough. Fuck those traitors
Watch out socialism - senile old man with massive ankles is coming for you
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Watch out socialism - senile old man with massive ankles is coming for you
I would also very much recommend 'The Road to Unfreedom' by Timothy Snyder. But only if you want confirmation that Russia are winning
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I would also very much recommend 'The Road to Unfreedom' by Timothy Snyder. But only if you want confirmation that Russia are winning
There are too many Boris shaped Elephants in this country
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
There are too many Boris shaped Elephants in this country
There was a way to make it go diagonal but I've forgotten it now.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There was a way to make it go diagonal but I've forgotten it now.
He could have been a force for good and been admired by the whole world but he has chosen to be the sort of twat even twats don't like
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
He could have been a force for good and been admired by the whole world but he has chosen to be the sort of twat even twats don't like
Met looking at 4 other British MEPs 🤞
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Met looking at 4 other British MEPs 🤞
Or you can add another chapter next year?
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Or you can add another chapter next year?
According to Carole Cadwalldr the MET are looking at 4 other British MEPs from that time. Squeaky bum time
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
According to Carole Cadwalldr the MET are looking at 4 other British MEPs from that time. Squeaky bum time
If a politician doesn't want it investigated then it's a bit of a red flag isn't it?
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If a politician doesn't want it investigated then it's a bit of a red flag isn't it?
Parse this you slimy piece of shit
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Parse this you slimy piece of shit
Happy 'Nathan Gill sentencing day' to all those that celebrate
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Happy 'Nathan Gill sentencing day' to all those that celebrate
I bought my wife a card
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I bought my wife a card
I'm tied of the unyielding twattery
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I'm tied of the unyielding twattery
As a bassist I still think one of the funniest joke articles written has the headline 'Groupie accidently sleeps with Bassist..."I thought he was someone important!" she claimed'
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
As a bassist I still think one of the funniest joke articles written has the headline 'Groupie accidently sleeps with Bassist..."I thought he was someone important!" she claimed'
I don't like how the article implicates them in the rise of Oasis, they can't blame them for that.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I don't like how the article implicates them in the rise of Oasis, they can't blame them for that.
I feel so utterly cheated when they play it on the radio but stop it at that point
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I feel so utterly cheated when they play it on the radio but stop it at that point
Name a great band and I'll show you an incredible bassist gluing the whole thing together. I started playing the bass in the late 80s when the Roses and Happy Mondays came on the scene and I loved them both. The night they appeared on Top of the Pops together was such a highlight for the decade.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Name a great band and I'll show you an incredible bassist gluing the whole thing together. I started playing the bass in the late 80s when the Roses and Happy Mondays came on the scene and I loved them both. The night they appeared on Top of the Pops together was such a highlight for the decade.