Martin Johnson
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Martin Johnson
@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social
Looking on in mounting horror

My Grandad was in Antifa
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Post an unfiltered pic and your age?

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September 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
September 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
September 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bloke gets lost while out cow tipping and has to wait around with some dorky kids while they come back and get him.
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Bestest buddies get up to harmless hijinks then go round mum’s for tea.
June 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
But were they always delicious in every form?
May 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
One of the creepiest and most beautifully written ghost stories you’ll ever read.
May 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is peak Joe Abercrombie. The Viking Werewolf is an incredible character.
May 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is an incredible horror story. After the success of Sinners this needs to be a film immediately
May 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
May 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
April 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I image I looked a lot like this when that seagull stole my sandwich in Plymouth high street in 2013. Just without the eyeliner, It doesn’t suit me
March 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Max. He’s a rescue from Cyprus. He’s a senior pupper now but still capable of being a complete knob. Loves sausages and long walks. Hates squirrels
March 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I’ve got one like that. This is Max. A complete doofus.
January 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Post a picture of your favourite city without saying where it is? OK, go on then.
January 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I need to share the new Christmas decorations my wife bought me.
December 18, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Hello barkness my old friend…..

Max says kalimera (he’s from Cyprus)
December 6, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Back in 2019 my wife bought me these for my birthday. I’ve still got them.
November 16, 2024 at 12:07 PM
November 15, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Another one.
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Ah, a throwback to the last time.
November 14, 2024 at 9:04 PM