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Mostly for ignorable
Haikus. Aimless; dull.
Mostly for ignorable
Haikus. Aimless; dull.
Reposted
"Are you guys working?"
"Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson."
"Could you, um, work any harder than this?"
"Sure thing, boss."
"Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson."
"Could you, um, work any harder than this?"
"Sure thing, boss."
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Are you guys working?"
"Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson."
"Could you, um, work any harder than this?"
"Sure thing, boss."
"Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson."
"Could you, um, work any harder than this?"
"Sure thing, boss."
@cityofcincinnati.bsky.social I'd like to be considered for Mom n Pop Czar plz. Okay thanks.
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@cityofcincinnati.bsky.social I'd like to be considered for Mom n Pop Czar plz. Okay thanks.
My resolve tested -
They wipe it clean with friction
Untarnished; glistens
They wipe it clean with friction
Untarnished; glistens
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My resolve tested -
They wipe it clean with friction
Untarnished; glistens
They wipe it clean with friction
Untarnished; glistens
Tongue tied and twisted
All these people talk too much
Chorus becomes drone
All these people talk too much
Chorus becomes drone
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tongue tied and twisted
All these people talk too much
Chorus becomes drone
All these people talk too much
Chorus becomes drone
Nancy Pelosi heard the news about Dick Cheney and thought to herself: "life is too short."
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nancy Pelosi heard the news about Dick Cheney and thought to herself: "life is too short."
Okay I'll bite - who is Charlie Kirk?
September 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Okay I'll bite - who is Charlie Kirk?
I liked the part in the new Superman movie where they murdered Benjamin Netanyahu.
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I liked the part in the new Superman movie where they murdered Benjamin Netanyahu.
Shoulder to shoulder
"Comrade" becomes a pet name
Hands locked, we march on
"Comrade" becomes a pet name
Hands locked, we march on
July 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Shoulder to shoulder
"Comrade" becomes a pet name
Hands locked, we march on
"Comrade" becomes a pet name
Hands locked, we march on
The elder grumbles
"No ICE in the melting pot --
Dilutes the flavor."
"No ICE in the melting pot --
Dilutes the flavor."
June 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The elder grumbles
"No ICE in the melting pot --
Dilutes the flavor."
"No ICE in the melting pot --
Dilutes the flavor."
An assassin dress-
ed like a cop to murder
Then walk unquestioned
ed like a cop to murder
Then walk unquestioned
June 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
An assassin dress-
ed like a cop to murder
Then walk unquestioned
ed like a cop to murder
Then walk unquestioned
Live from Cincinnati
June 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Live from Cincinnati
Mother always taught
One draws the shower curtain
To avoid molding
One draws the shower curtain
To avoid molding
May 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Mother always taught
One draws the shower curtain
To avoid molding
One draws the shower curtain
To avoid molding
Having the MET Gala on Karl Marx's birthday is wild work.
May 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Having the MET Gala on Karl Marx's birthday is wild work.
The sun has scorched
The other side of the earth
And come back to us
The other side of the earth
And come back to us
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The sun has scorched
The other side of the earth
And come back to us
The other side of the earth
And come back to us
And I pray, "dear god!"
Craving connection, I cry.
But there is no god.
Craving connection, I cry.
But there is no god.
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
And I pray, "dear god!"
Craving connection, I cry.
But there is no god.
Craving connection, I cry.
But there is no god.
Ya ever go to your record player and the exact album you want is still on there from last time? Great stuff
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ya ever go to your record player and the exact album you want is still on there from last time? Great stuff
Reposted
“all my grief says the same thing:
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
and the world laughs.
holds my hope by the throat.
says:
but this is how it is”
Fortesa Latifi
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
and the world laughs.
holds my hope by the throat.
says:
but this is how it is”
Fortesa Latifi
February 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“all my grief says the same thing:
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
and the world laughs.
holds my hope by the throat.
says:
but this is how it is”
Fortesa Latifi
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
and the world laughs.
holds my hope by the throat.
says:
but this is how it is”
Fortesa Latifi