martinb-9.bsky.social
@martinb-9.bsky.social
This is an account
Mostly for ignorable
Haikus. Aimless; dull.
Really love this
December 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reposted
"Are you guys working?"

"Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson."

"Could you, um, work any harder than this?"

"Sure thing, boss."
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My brother in christ DO SOMETHING
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@cityofcincinnati.bsky.social I'd like to be considered for Mom n Pop Czar plz. Okay thanks.
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.

Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My resolve tested -
They wipe it clean with friction
Untarnished; glistens
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Tongue tied and twisted
All these people talk too much
Chorus becomes drone
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Nancy Pelosi heard the news about Dick Cheney and thought to herself: "life is too short."
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Okay I'll bite - who is Charlie Kirk?
September 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I liked the part in the new Superman movie where they murdered Benjamin Netanyahu.
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Hey Politico! Fuck you with this headline!
July 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Shoulder to shoulder
"Comrade" becomes a pet name
Hands locked, we march on
July 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The elder grumbles
"No ICE in the melting pot --
Dilutes the flavor."
June 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Was looking for the Indy dates on your website but they aren't there! Looks like you'll be in MO those days
June 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
An assassin dress-
ed like a cop to murder
Then walk unquestioned
June 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Live from Cincinnati
June 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Mother always taught
One draws the shower curtain
To avoid molding
May 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Having the MET Gala on Karl Marx's birthday is wild work.
May 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
April 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The sun has scorched
The other side of the earth
And come back to us
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
And I pray, "dear god!"
Craving connection, I cry.
But there is no god.
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Cincinnati, Ohio - I got a venue for you; hit me up.
March 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Above the bar?
March 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ya ever go to your record player and the exact album you want is still on there from last time? Great stuff
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dining room?
February 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted
“all my grief says the same thing:
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
this isn't how it's supposed to be.
and the world laughs.
holds my hope by the throat.
says:
but this is how it is”

Fortesa Latifi
February 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM