Martian Welles
@martianwelles.bsky.social
That was no Martian. It’s Halloween.
I'll just continue to call him an asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'll just continue to call him an asshole.
Hope the trend continues
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hope the trend continues
Maxi pad on the ear.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Maxi pad on the ear.
Hannity is a big fat load.
September 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hannity is a big fat load.
Elon already has the info.
September 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Elon already has the info.
Fuck that guy.
September 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fuck that guy.
September 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Epstein-alator
September 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Epstein-alator
Next step: Avoid any product advertising on Nexstar and Sinclair. Money is the only thing they care about.
September 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Next step: Avoid any product advertising on Nexstar and Sinclair. Money is the only thing they care about.
Epstein-alator
September 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Epstein-alator
Karoline threatened to "investigate & hold responsible"those who "sabotaged" Cheeto. The UN is immune neutral territory. Good luck with the investigation, fuckface.
September 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Karoline threatened to "investigate & hold responsible"those who "sabotaged" Cheeto. The UN is immune neutral territory. Good luck with the investigation, fuckface.
NEWS FLASH: Acetaminophen is not only found in Tylenol. DayQuil/NyQuil, Robitussin, Theraflu, Sudafed, Alka Seltzer Plus, Goody's Powder, Midol, Pamprin, Excedrin & lots of store-brand pills. It's also in many prescription drugs.
Wonder why only Tylenol was mentioned? Did they piss someone off?
Wonder why only Tylenol was mentioned? Did they piss someone off?
September 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Surruh Huckabeast is a big fat load.
September 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Surruh Huckabeast is a big fat load.
Happy Birthday! Watching your interview with Brian Tyler Cohen right now. It is a travesty what is happening to Arkansas farmers. You know first hand about what is happening to Arkansas agriculture. I am on board & fully support your campaign. Let's go!
September 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Happy Birthday! Watching your interview with Brian Tyler Cohen right now. It is a travesty what is happening to Arkansas farmers. You know first hand about what is happening to Arkansas agriculture. I am on board & fully support your campaign. Let's go!
It's sofa king obvious.
August 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's sofa king obvious.
He just fired him to be an asshole.
August 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
He just fired him to be an asshole.
Sinclair actual has the balls to air a segment called Sinclair Cares where they supposedly fight child hunger and cancer. They also support the Felon and his programs to cut cancer research & take from the poor to give to the rich. Phony cunts. They can seriously fuck entirely off.
July 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sinclair actual has the balls to air a segment called Sinclair Cares where they supposedly fight child hunger and cancer. They also support the Felon and his programs to cut cancer research & take from the poor to give to the rich. Phony cunts. They can seriously fuck entirely off.
CBS is a bunch of spineless wussies. I hope CBS fails with anything they try to replace him with. I’ll follow Colbert to whatever streaming platform he chooses. CBS can fuck off.
July 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
CBS is a bunch of spineless wussies. I hope CBS fails with anything they try to replace him with. I’ll follow Colbert to whatever streaming platform he chooses. CBS can fuck off.
He only thinks about his sofa.
July 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
He only thinks about his sofa.
Who wrote "JD On The Sofa?"
June 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Who wrote "JD On The Sofa?"
She’s a Kegbreath fluffer.
June 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
She’s a Kegbreath fluffer.