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Martian Welles
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That was no Martian. It’s Halloween.
Trump: We have a buyer for TikTok, by the way. 

Bartiromo:: Who's the buyer.

Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.

When he's not "looking into" or "working on" an answer he doesn't have or "concepts of a plan." Hence, I present the all-new Two Weeks Away Trump cap.
July 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I actually thought Captain Chaos was Dom DeLouise all this time. I was wrong.
May 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When the skies opened over Arkansas on March 14–15, 2025, the damage was swift and unforgiving. Fourteen confirmed tornadoes. Three people died. The devastation covered ten counties and left over $110 million in damages.

Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked for help. Donald Trump said no.
April 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You are correct, Sir. Please allow me to display Exhibit A. You can’t just make this shit up.
April 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
When you’re a star, they let you do it…
April 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You'll be drunk in 2 minutes.
April 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The price of eggs is down!
Our nest eggs.
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This scandal should be known as #Benderghazi
March 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Can we call this scandal #Benderghazi
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