Martian Welles
@martianwelles.bsky.social
That was no Martian. It’s Halloween.
Trump: We have a buyer for TikTok, by the way.
Bartiromo:: Who's the buyer.
Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.
When he's not "looking into" or "working on" an answer he doesn't have or "concepts of a plan." Hence, I present the all-new Two Weeks Away Trump cap.
Bartiromo:: Who's the buyer.
Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.
When he's not "looking into" or "working on" an answer he doesn't have or "concepts of a plan." Hence, I present the all-new Two Weeks Away Trump cap.
July 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Trump: We have a buyer for TikTok, by the way.
Bartiromo:: Who's the buyer.
Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.
When he's not "looking into" or "working on" an answer he doesn't have or "concepts of a plan." Hence, I present the all-new Two Weeks Away Trump cap.
Bartiromo:: Who's the buyer.
Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.
When he's not "looking into" or "working on" an answer he doesn't have or "concepts of a plan." Hence, I present the all-new Two Weeks Away Trump cap.
I actually thought Captain Chaos was Dom DeLouise all this time. I was wrong.
May 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I actually thought Captain Chaos was Dom DeLouise all this time. I was wrong.
When the skies opened over Arkansas on March 14–15, 2025, the damage was swift and unforgiving. Fourteen confirmed tornadoes. Three people died. The devastation covered ten counties and left over $110 million in damages.
Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked for help. Donald Trump said no.
Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked for help. Donald Trump said no.
April 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When the skies opened over Arkansas on March 14–15, 2025, the damage was swift and unforgiving. Fourteen confirmed tornadoes. Three people died. The devastation covered ten counties and left over $110 million in damages.
Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked for help. Donald Trump said no.
Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked for help. Donald Trump said no.
You are correct, Sir. Please allow me to display Exhibit A. You can’t just make this shit up.
April 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You are correct, Sir. Please allow me to display Exhibit A. You can’t just make this shit up.
When you’re a star, they let you do it…
April 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
When you’re a star, they let you do it…
You'll be drunk in 2 minutes.
April 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You'll be drunk in 2 minutes.
The price of eggs is down!
Our nest eggs.
Our nest eggs.
April 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The price of eggs is down!
Our nest eggs.
Our nest eggs.
This scandal should be known as #Benderghazi
March 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This scandal should be known as #Benderghazi
Can we call this scandal #Benderghazi
March 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Can we call this scandal #Benderghazi