Martian Welles
@martianwelles.bsky.social
That was no Martian. It’s Halloween.
Sinclair & Nexstar can eat a bag of dicks. Avoid the fuck out of any products advertised on their channels. #eatabagofdicks #sinclair #nexstar #jimblekimble #jimmykimmel
September 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sinclair & Nexstar can eat a bag of dicks. Avoid the fuck out of any products advertised on their channels. #eatabagofdicks #sinclair #nexstar #jimblekimble #jimmykimmel
NEWS FLASH: Acetaminophen is not only found in Tylenol. DayQuil/NyQuil, Robitussin, Theraflu, Sudafed, Alka Seltzer Plus, Goody's Powder, Midol, Pamprin, Excedrin & lots of store-brand pills. It's also in many prescription drugs.
Wonder why only Tylenol was mentioned? Did they piss someone off?
Wonder why only Tylenol was mentioned? Did they piss someone off?
September 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
NEWS FLASH: Acetaminophen is not only found in Tylenol. DayQuil/NyQuil, Robitussin, Theraflu, Sudafed, Alka Seltzer Plus, Goody's Powder, Midol, Pamprin, Excedrin & lots of store-brand pills. It's also in many prescription drugs.
Wonder why only Tylenol was mentioned? Did they piss someone off?
Wonder why only Tylenol was mentioned? Did they piss someone off?
Trump: We have a buyer for TikTok, by the way.
Bartiromo:: Who's the buyer.
Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.
When he's not "looking into" or "working on" an answer he doesn't have or "concepts of a plan." Hence, I present the all-new Two Weeks Away Trump cap.
Bartiromo:: Who's the buyer.
Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.
When he's not "looking into" or "working on" an answer he doesn't have or "concepts of a plan." Hence, I present the all-new Two Weeks Away Trump cap.
July 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Trump: We have a buyer for TikTok, by the way.
Bartiromo:: Who's the buyer.
Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.
When he's not "looking into" or "working on" an answer he doesn't have or "concepts of a plan." Hence, I present the all-new Two Weeks Away Trump cap.
Bartiromo:: Who's the buyer.
Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.
When he's not "looking into" or "working on" an answer he doesn't have or "concepts of a plan." Hence, I present the all-new Two Weeks Away Trump cap.
When the skies opened over Arkansas on March 14–15, 2025, the damage was swift and unforgiving. Fourteen confirmed tornadoes. Three people died. The devastation covered ten counties and left over $110 million in damages.
Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked for help. Donald Trump said no.
Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked for help. Donald Trump said no.
April 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When the skies opened over Arkansas on March 14–15, 2025, the damage was swift and unforgiving. Fourteen confirmed tornadoes. Three people died. The devastation covered ten counties and left over $110 million in damages.
Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked for help. Donald Trump said no.
Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked for help. Donald Trump said no.
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If we want this LAWLESS DEMOLITION ADMINISTRATION to End? The SCOTUS is going to have to REDRESS their PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY RULING and RETURN to the 250 year PRECEDENT on EXECUTIVE POWERS.
April 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If we want this LAWLESS DEMOLITION ADMINISTRATION to End? The SCOTUS is going to have to REDRESS their PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY RULING and RETURN to the 250 year PRECEDENT on EXECUTIVE POWERS.
When you’re a star, they let you do it…
April 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
When you’re a star, they let you do it…
You'll be drunk in 2 minutes.
April 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You'll be drunk in 2 minutes.
The price of eggs is down!
Our nest eggs.
Our nest eggs.
April 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The price of eggs is down!
Our nest eggs.
Our nest eggs.
Can we call this scandal #Benderghazi
March 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Can we call this scandal #Benderghazi
Another Space X rocket failure this week. Maybe Leon should pay more attention to his companies instead of licking Trump's orange ass.
March 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Another Space X rocket failure this week. Maybe Leon should pay more attention to his companies instead of licking Trump's orange ass.
Sincerely. This is embarrassing.
March 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sincerely. This is embarrassing.
Poor Smokey. He's on his own now. Help him when you can.
February 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Poor Smokey. He's on his own now. Help him when you can.
Considering yesterday’s firings, I guess NBC/MSNBC are no longer into the COLOR thing. They’re pathetic.
February 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Considering yesterday’s firings, I guess NBC/MSNBC are no longer into the COLOR thing. They’re pathetic.
It’s Valentines Day & I have a heart on.
February 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It’s Valentines Day & I have a heart on.
The Mango Mussolini should have named the gulf the Orange Sea.
February 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Mango Mussolini should have named the gulf the Orange Sea.
Edolf and his Nerd Reich are destroying democracy.
February 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Edolf and his Nerd Reich are destroying democracy.
How much stock did Trump & Musk buy cheap today after their tariff stunt? That was the game plan all along. It's like rigging the horse races but in a much larger scale.
February 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How much stock did Trump & Musk buy cheap today after their tariff stunt? That was the game plan all along. It's like rigging the horse races but in a much larger scale.
What’s green & goes round & round at 100 mph?
A frog in RFK’s blender.
A frog in RFK’s blender.
January 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What’s green & goes round & round at 100 mph?
A frog in RFK’s blender.
A frog in RFK’s blender.
January 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I bet Kristi Noem really hates August since those are dog days.
January 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I bet Kristi Noem really hates August since those are dog days.
Tommy “Tube Steak” Tuberville doesn’t want to give California aid because they didn’t vote for the Repubes.
What an insufferable piece of shit he is.
www.rawstory.com/sen-tommy-tu...
What an insufferable piece of shit he is.
www.rawstory.com/sen-tommy-tu...
'They don't deserve anything': GOP senator says CA wildfire victims shouldn't get aid
A firebrand Republican senator said Monday that California wildfire victims don't deserve federal aid because they elected Gov. Gavin Newsom.Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) joined the right-wing Newsmax ...
www.rawstory.com
January 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Tommy “Tube Steak” Tuberville doesn’t want to give California aid because they didn’t vote for the Repubes.
What an insufferable piece of shit he is.
www.rawstory.com/sen-tommy-tu...
What an insufferable piece of shit he is.
www.rawstory.com/sen-tommy-tu...
THIS JUST IN: Donnie wants to rename the Pacific Ocean to Grab Em By The Pacific.
January 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
THIS JUST IN: Donnie wants to rename the Pacific Ocean to Grab Em By The Pacific.