Ah to be a woman on the internet. Congratulations Dr. Turner!

I'm 99% sure my face is becoming crookeder because I always sleep on the same side. Do your worst, gravity.

"What do you mean there's a 7 in the morning?"

Every damn day

Third piece. I just ate its goldilocks perfection with strawberry rhubarb spread. In the time it took to make this quick snack I could have prepared and eaten eggs Benedict.

Second piece. Forgot I was making toast. My toaster takes like ten minutes to toast to a golden brown, so I forgot for at least fifteen minutes.

First piece. Dropped it when I took it out of the toaster. Which, normally, who cares, I’m not picky. Only it landed upside down, revealing the second, mouldy side of the bread.

Fast forward six months to this headline:
UFO Sightings Drop Sharply Since Trump Takes Office
President takes credit for 'getting tough on all aliens, foreign and extraterrestrial'

We could buy neighbouring villas and betray the collective ancestry

I’ve had the 21” Heys Vantage Smart Access for 10+ yrs. Love it. Hard sided, but also opens like a soft sider for easy packing. It’s a tetch too big for the smallest regional airline carryon. But I mostly check because I think carryon is anti-social—FAs are unpaid throughout unpaidworkwontfly.ca

I’ve heard two schools of thought: buy the cheapest and discard, buy the most expensive, best warrantied and repair. It seems like mid-range is the danger zone.

I think about this a lot! I have a cousin who keeps badgering me to look into whether we could get citizenship (we can’t) and I’m like, sweet cousin, just move back to Windsor from L.A., most of your issues will be resolved.

Skin care! Shower! Designer pyjamas! This for the woman who just booked a middle seat in economy because paying $75 for an aisle seat rankled me.

Wonderful! Thank you thank you!!

Friend, I am having the worst possible day in a series of worst possible days, but this photo brought tears to my eyes. In a good way. Thank you.