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Marno
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I live in a housing co-op, I work for (and am a member of) a union and I use public transit.
I make art with needles 🪡
I'm bored of the internet 😑
Ah to be a woman on the internet. Congratulations Dr. Turner!
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm 99% sure my face is becoming crookeder because I always sleep on the same side. Do your worst, gravity.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"What do you mean there's a 7 in the morning?"
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Every damn day
May 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Third piece. I just ate its goldilocks perfection with strawberry rhubarb spread. In the time it took to make this quick snack I could have prepared and eaten eggs Benedict.
April 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Second piece. Forgot I was making toast. My toaster takes like ten minutes to toast to a golden brown, so I forgot for at least fifteen minutes.
April 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
First piece. Dropped it when I took it out of the toaster. Which, normally, who cares, I’m not picky. Only it landed upside down, revealing the second, mouldy side of the bread.
April 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fast forward six months to this headline:
UFO Sightings Drop Sharply Since Trump Takes Office
President takes credit for 'getting tough on all aliens, foreign and extraterrestrial'
April 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We could buy neighbouring villas and betray the collective ancestry
March 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’ve had the 21” Heys Vantage Smart Access for 10+ yrs. Love it. Hard sided, but also opens like a soft sider for easy packing. It’s a tetch too big for the smallest regional airline carryon. But I mostly check because I think carryon is anti-social—FAs are unpaid throughout unpaidworkwontfly.ca
Unpaid work won't fly
Did you know flight attendants in Canada work for an average of 35 hours for free every month?
unpaidworkwontfly.ca
March 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’ve heard two schools of thought: buy the cheapest and discard, buy the most expensive, best warrantied and repair. It seems like mid-range is the danger zone.
March 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I think about this a lot! I have a cousin who keeps badgering me to look into whether we could get citizenship (we can’t) and I’m like, sweet cousin, just move back to Windsor from L.A., most of your issues will be resolved.
March 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Skin care! Shower! Designer pyjamas! This for the woman who just booked a middle seat in economy because paying $75 for an aisle seat rankled me.
March 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wonderful! Thank you thank you!!
March 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Friend, I am having the worst possible day in a series of worst possible days, but this photo brought tears to my eyes. In a good way. Thank you.
March 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM