Mark Turner
@markturner.info
Man in Cardiff. I can’t tell you who I work for because they wouldn’t approve. And most likely, nor would you.
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Is this the most misleading headline and picture ever? England all out for 172 before tea is dreadful!
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Is this the most misleading headline and picture ever? England all out for 172 before tea is dreadful!
Seen a lot of chat that it was tactical voting that kept Reform out in Caerphilly, but looking at this it’s hard not to draw the conclusion the tactical vote was to keep Labour out. Will they learn anything?
October 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Seen a lot of chat that it was tactical voting that kept Reform out in Caerphilly, but looking at this it’s hard not to draw the conclusion the tactical vote was to keep Labour out. Will they learn anything?
Omg duolingo I hate you so much. This “energy” shit where you essentially lose hearts just for doing the lessons (even if you get everything right!) is the absolute last straw.
September 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Omg duolingo I hate you so much. This “energy” shit where you essentially lose hearts just for doing the lessons (even if you get everything right!) is the absolute last straw.
Had a skim through the government petitions website this morning, apropos of nothing, and my goodness, there are some weird things in the most supported list.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Had a skim through the government petitions website this morning, apropos of nothing, and my goodness, there are some weird things in the most supported list.
Welp, guess I’m not playing it tonight
September 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Welp, guess I’m not playing it tonight
Just got back from @greenmanfest.bsky.social, a fantastic (and sunny) week which has only confirmed in my mind that it’s the best place in the world. Hats off to the organisers and all the performers!
If you haven’t been, add it to your bucket list!
If you haven’t been, add it to your bucket list!
August 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just got back from @greenmanfest.bsky.social, a fantastic (and sunny) week which has only confirmed in my mind that it’s the best place in the world. Hats off to the organisers and all the performers!
If you haven’t been, add it to your bucket list!
If you haven’t been, add it to your bucket list!
Picked a load of stinging nettles out of my bag of spinach this evening! With hindsight I probably should have left them in…
July 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Picked a load of stinging nettles out of my bag of spinach this evening! With hindsight I probably should have left them in…
Yeah, tbf London is the outlier, I guess it’s to do with economies of scale or something but regional pricing is definitely already with us in some ways!
July 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yeah, tbf London is the outlier, I guess it’s to do with economies of scale or something but regional pricing is definitely already with us in some ways!
Seems like even he isn’t that daft, but who knows? A high position on a regional list might tempt him!
June 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Seems like even he isn’t that daft, but who knows? A high position on a regional list might tempt him!
This is such a pointless, insipid statement, it genuinely reads like a condemnation of industrial action, rather than, y’know, war.
June 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This is such a pointless, insipid statement, it genuinely reads like a condemnation of industrial action, rather than, y’know, war.
Their fans are one of few redeeming qualities.
May 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Their fans are one of few redeeming qualities.
Found this on my broccoli, which has triggered a bit of debate about what this would turn into; any entomologists out there?
May 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Found this on my broccoli, which has triggered a bit of debate about what this would turn into; any entomologists out there?
If anyone cares… I did! Tidy 50p profit
May 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If anyone cares… I did! Tidy 50p profit
There’s a mayfly enjoying some tunes in my kitchen this morning. Given its short lifespan this seems like an unwise choice, yet somehow relatable.
May 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
There’s a mayfly enjoying some tunes in my kitchen this morning. Given its short lifespan this seems like an unwise choice, yet somehow relatable.
Tomorrow is one of those days when being on an agile electricity tariff really pays off ⚡️
Wonder if I can make back the standing charge…
Wonder if I can make back the standing charge…
May 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Tomorrow is one of those days when being on an agile electricity tariff really pays off ⚡️
Wonder if I can make back the standing charge…
Wonder if I can make back the standing charge…
How to ensure no-one ever sits on this bench.
I assume there are people waiting in ambush to engage you in small talk as soon as you sit down.
I assume there are people waiting in ambush to engage you in small talk as soon as you sit down.
May 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
How to ensure no-one ever sits on this bench.
I assume there are people waiting in ambush to engage you in small talk as soon as you sit down.
I assume there are people waiting in ambush to engage you in small talk as soon as you sit down.
Look at this total bollocks. What production team? It wasn’t a BBC production!
This is breaking the guidelines but Justin Webb writing about how great Trump is is A-OK. Andrew Neil editing the Spectator was fine.
Anyway by this logic they should cancel Top Gear for not featuring enough unicycles…
This is breaking the guidelines but Justin Webb writing about how great Trump is is A-OK. Andrew Neil editing the Spectator was fine.
Anyway by this logic they should cancel Top Gear for not featuring enough unicycles…
May 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Look at this total bollocks. What production team? It wasn’t a BBC production!
This is breaking the guidelines but Justin Webb writing about how great Trump is is A-OK. Andrew Neil editing the Spectator was fine.
Anyway by this logic they should cancel Top Gear for not featuring enough unicycles…
This is breaking the guidelines but Justin Webb writing about how great Trump is is A-OK. Andrew Neil editing the Spectator was fine.
Anyway by this logic they should cancel Top Gear for not featuring enough unicycles…
The teeth flies were worth it, these guys were so good. Personal Trainer, check ‘em out!
May 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The teeth flies were worth it, these guys were so good. Personal Trainer, check ‘em out!
British politics, ladies and gentlemen.
May 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
British politics, ladies and gentlemen.
Not sure what this leaflet is for as there are no elections in Wales until next year…
Not a single person from the party is pictured on the leaflet.
I honestly don’t understand why anyone in Wales would vote for an English nationalist party tbh.
More notes on these policies on the alt text!
Not a single person from the party is pictured on the leaflet.
I honestly don’t understand why anyone in Wales would vote for an English nationalist party tbh.
More notes on these policies on the alt text!
April 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Not sure what this leaflet is for as there are no elections in Wales until next year…
Not a single person from the party is pictured on the leaflet.
I honestly don’t understand why anyone in Wales would vote for an English nationalist party tbh.
More notes on these policies on the alt text!
Not a single person from the party is pictured on the leaflet.
I honestly don’t understand why anyone in Wales would vote for an English nationalist party tbh.
More notes on these policies on the alt text!
One day of this is enough to know it provides me no value and I can do without the visual clutter. Thanks for allowing us to turn them off I guess!
April 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
One day of this is enough to know it provides me no value and I can do without the visual clutter. Thanks for allowing us to turn them off I guess!