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Mark Turner
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Man in Cardiff. I can’t tell you who I work for because they wouldn’t approve. And most likely, nor would you.

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@endoftheroadfestival.com hi! I’ve been asked by ticket sellers if I’m bringing an electric vehicle. The options are “yes”, “no” and “don’t know yet”. If I’ll come in a plug-in hybrid, what should I choose? Cheers!
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Love to see Wes Streeting’s performative anger at resident doctors’ striking over a 2.5% offer when pensioners get 4.7%.

Sorry but the triple lock is well past due for scrapping. Only 14% of over-65s vote Labour, who are they trying to impress?
State pension to rise by £550 in Budget triple lock boost
Rachel Reeves will confirm a 4.7% increase to the level of the state pension
inews.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’m pretty sure I’m coming out ahead from my heat pump but I had an electric water tank before and I do pretty well out of taking advantage of cheaper periods, but this is really bonkers. All because levies are always added to electricity bills not gas. Govt literally subsidising carbon emissions.
There’s some very bad news hidden in the Ofgem price cap for January announced yesterday: the electricity to gas price ratio has jumped to 4.67, its highest level since before the energy crisis.

This is a big barrier to households adopting heat pumps in Britain, and threatens our climate goals
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I’ve missed this feeling that only happens during Ashes series down under, of waking up, excitedly checking the cricket updates (nobody can say I’m not an optimist) and feeling immediate, deep despondency. Really sets you up for the day!
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This is fascinating. I don’t think Trump is owning up to fascism here but he sees it as just a campaign attack line, not what Mamdani actually believes. Which is of course how Trump uses words himself. He doesn’t actually mean very much of what he says.
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Farage needs to be absolutely hammered on this.
BREAKING: Reform UK's former Welsh leader and close Nigel Farage associate, Nathan Gill, sentenced to 10 and a half years in prison for repeatedly taking bribes to spread pro-Russian propaganda
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Is this the most misleading headline and picture ever? England all out for 172 before tea is dreadful!
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This is deeply sad. Imagine having that much money and being so insecure that you need to unleash this on the world. Public masturbation on a grand scale.
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Just mind-bogglingly self-defeating. Reform voters aren’t coming back guys.

The downfall of Labour has been so rapid and unrelenting it can only be deliberate.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Always thought they were a total waste of time 👏
Police and crime commissioners to be abolished
Home secretary says PCCs, in England and Wales, were ‘failed experiment’ – and scrapping them will save £100m over this parliament
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
store.steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
There sure is a lot of commentary about the BBC today, huh
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Is there a way to block screenshots of twitter on here? I didn’t just leave it because of Musk…
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Scenes from the old folks’ home
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nick Mohammed… mate. How did you get that so wrong?
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This from a Liberal Democrat MP no less. How far away from the high street should asylum seekers be kept Angus? Your leader said only a month ago they should be allowed to work. Where?

LDs’ moral high ground on this issue vaporised in one moment.
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Seen a lot of chat that it was tactical voting that kept Reform out in Caerphilly, but looking at this it’s hard not to draw the conclusion the tactical vote was to keep Labour out. Will they learn anything?
October 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Seems the Reform surge in Wales may have been overstated…
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Today Premier Park’s court case against me was mysteriously dropped, nearly TWO YEARS after my alleged parking offence. Great news for me, sure, but clearly their case never had any substance and I just waited them out. How many other people were bullied into just paying a bullshit charge?
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Right on cue, these are the thugs Kier Starmer wants to invite to Birmingham. Time for him and all the others who have shamefully conflated them with all Jews to admit maybe the police were right to ban them?
Tel Aviv football derby between Hapoel and Maccabi called off after rioting
Israeli police make nine arrests, citing ‘disorderly conduct, riots, injured police officers’ and infrastructure damage
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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You have to marvel at how relentlessly insulting British politics is
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The depth of this man’s hypocrisy is staggering. Can’t get involved in the China spying case or the Gaza flotilla stuff because it would be meddling but now he pressures the police to allow a bunch of Israeli football hooligans into a largely Muslim city. Bound to end in disaster.
Ministers 'working to reverse' ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv fans attending Aston Villa match
A Downing Street spokesperson said Sir Keir Starmer was "angered" by a decision not to allow Maccabi Tel Aviv fans to attend their side's match against Aston Villa next month amid safety concerns.
news.sky.com
October 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM