When you're just trying to leave the bathhouse
August 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When you're just trying to leave the bathhouse
This is the liquor cabinet equivalent of double spacing your essay and setting the font size to 16
June 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This is the liquor cabinet equivalent of double spacing your essay and setting the font size to 16
Me when I say I'm going to bed early
June 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Me when I say I'm going to bed early
Is anyone even named Corky anymore
June 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Is anyone even named Corky anymore
Just learned that lol stands for 'laugh out loud' and not 'the face from Home Alone'
June 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just learned that lol stands for 'laugh out loud' and not 'the face from Home Alone'
Squirrel ate the three year old pomegranate bush I grew from seed
April 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Squirrel ate the three year old pomegranate bush I grew from seed
He also just looks that way
March 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
He also just looks that way
Hell is other people singing karaoke
February 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hell is other people singing karaoke
Today I had to buy flip flops and an ice scraper and it’s really got me missing Honest Ed’s
February 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Today I had to buy flip flops and an ice scraper and it’s really got me missing Honest Ed’s
If you work for a federal agency and have information about what’s happening contact me via Signal. I’m not a journalist I just love office gossip
February 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If you work for a federal agency and have information about what’s happening contact me via Signal. I’m not a journalist I just love office gossip
Next vehicle notification signs will say anything. “511 Bathurst 2 mins”. No it’s not. That isn’t true.
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Next vehicle notification signs will say anything. “511 Bathurst 2 mins”. No it’s not. That isn’t true.
What are we using for TTC info these days? All I want is to see when the next streetcar is coming. But like actually
January 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What are we using for TTC info these days? All I want is to see when the next streetcar is coming. But like actually
Started a new NYE tradition where I turn all the bananas in my freezer into banana bread before the end of the year (this was 15 bananas). Now I feel my slate is truly clean
January 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Started a new NYE tradition where I turn all the bananas in my freezer into banana bread before the end of the year (this was 15 bananas). Now I feel my slate is truly clean
Gotta hand it to Johnny Cash for doing The Little Drummer Boy but opting out of that parum pum pum pum bullshit
December 24, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Gotta hand it to Johnny Cash for doing The Little Drummer Boy but opting out of that parum pum pum pum bullshit
Ohh they’re like *scared* scared
December 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Ohh they’re like *scared* scared
I love you
You love me
Oh the hu-u-manity
You love me
Oh the hu-u-manity
I think about the Great Barney Death from '97 every year. youtu.be/epgXuMB1sF8?...
Thanksgiving '97. The day Barney was killed
YouTube video by DelhiTheCat
youtu.be
November 29, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I love you
You love me
Oh the hu-u-manity
You love me
Oh the hu-u-manity
I hate this so much. I was born and raised in this city and I still have to stop and think about which way the train is going every damn time
November 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I hate this so much. I was born and raised in this city and I still have to stop and think about which way the train is going every damn time
Why is he in the Bert taxi though
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Why is he in the Bert taxi though
I don't want to alarm anyone but we're overdue for another swing revival
June 19, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I don't want to alarm anyone but we're overdue for another swing revival
Scoop out the remains and I'll try it
June 18, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Scoop out the remains and I'll try it
Static cling has turned out to be less of a challenge in my adult life than the commercials I saw as a child lead me to believe
December 11, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Static cling has turned out to be less of a challenge in my adult life than the commercials I saw as a child lead me to believe