Mark
@markistired.bsky.social
Veteran. Husband. Dog dad. America’s sweetheart.
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If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.
Least classy president ever.
February 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Least classy president ever.
Decided to watch The Brutalist in IMAX instead of the #inaguration. Better use of my time.
January 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Decided to watch The Brutalist in IMAX instead of the #inaguration. Better use of my time.
My Instagram account is no more. I will not be a part of an online community that allows billionaires to profit off of targeted hate. YOU are the product on social media. Deleting your account hits them in the wallet. Consider taking your voice elsewhere.
January 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My Instagram account is no more. I will not be a part of an online community that allows billionaires to profit off of targeted hate. YOU are the product on social media. Deleting your account hits them in the wallet. Consider taking your voice elsewhere.
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The Musk-Johnson government shutdown bill has been soundly defeated.
MAGA extremists in the House GOP are not serious about helping working class Americans.
They are simply doing the bidding of their wealthy donors and puppeteers.
Unacceptable.
MAGA extremists in the House GOP are not serious about helping working class Americans.
They are simply doing the bidding of their wealthy donors and puppeteers.
Unacceptable.
December 19, 2024 at 11:58 PM
The Musk-Johnson government shutdown bill has been soundly defeated.
MAGA extremists in the House GOP are not serious about helping working class Americans.
They are simply doing the bidding of their wealthy donors and puppeteers.
Unacceptable.
MAGA extremists in the House GOP are not serious about helping working class Americans.
They are simply doing the bidding of their wealthy donors and puppeteers.
Unacceptable.
Breaking: @nbcnews.com suggests that Luigi Mangione playing Among Us in college is relevant information. Because pretending to be a cartoon space imposter is clearly the gateway to murdering a healthcare CEO. Mainstream journalism is truly thriving!
December 10, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Breaking: @nbcnews.com suggests that Luigi Mangione playing Among Us in college is relevant information. Because pretending to be a cartoon space imposter is clearly the gateway to murdering a healthcare CEO. Mainstream journalism is truly thriving!
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Want to know how many votes shy of taking control of the U.S. House of Representatives the Democratic Party was, in a nation of 342 million?
12,000.
Mandate my ass.
12,000.
Mandate my ass.
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Want to know how many votes shy of taking control of the U.S. House of Representatives the Democratic Party was, in a nation of 342 million?
12,000.
Mandate my ass.
12,000.
Mandate my ass.
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Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
Who else is getting zero work done this afternoon because of Kendrick Lamar?
November 22, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Who else is getting zero work done this afternoon because of Kendrick Lamar?
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I made a blocklist for some of the new showing up to troll anti trans folks. No oxygen for these schmoes! bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 18, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I made a blocklist for some of the new showing up to troll anti trans folks. No oxygen for these schmoes! bsky.app/profile/did:...
I have decided that boxing isn’t something I enjoy watching.
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I have decided that boxing isn’t something I enjoy watching.
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Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, was involved in a police investigation into an alleged sexual assault in 2017, local officials in California confirmed
Trump Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth was involved in investigation into 2017 sexual assault allegation | CNN Politics
Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, was involved in a police investigation into an alleged sexual assault in 2017, local officials in California confirmed Thursday night.
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, was involved in a police investigation into an alleged sexual assault in 2017, local officials in California confirmed
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
Do you really need to mark that email as important? Really? Do you?
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Do you really need to mark that email as important? Really? Do you?
Does anyone else who works from home frequently get jealous of what your dog’s day consists of?
November 14, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Does anyone else who works from home frequently get jealous of what your dog’s day consists of?
A bright spot in dark times.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
A bright spot in dark times.
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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Matt Gaetz Driving Record 2000-2015
6/11/00 Speeding
11/27/00 Speeding
7/13/01 Ran stop sign
7/13/01 Speeding
9/26/01 Not wearing seatbelt
11/24/01 Speeding
7/12/08 Driving unsafe car
10/30/08 DUI
10/30/08 Speeding
10/7/13 Speeding
5/8/14 Careless driving
7/7/15 No proof insurance
6/11/00 Speeding
11/27/00 Speeding
7/13/01 Ran stop sign
7/13/01 Speeding
9/26/01 Not wearing seatbelt
11/24/01 Speeding
7/12/08 Driving unsafe car
10/30/08 DUI
10/30/08 Speeding
10/7/13 Speeding
5/8/14 Careless driving
7/7/15 No proof insurance
November 14, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Matt Gaetz Driving Record 2000-2015
6/11/00 Speeding
11/27/00 Speeding
7/13/01 Ran stop sign
7/13/01 Speeding
9/26/01 Not wearing seatbelt
11/24/01 Speeding
7/12/08 Driving unsafe car
10/30/08 DUI
10/30/08 Speeding
10/7/13 Speeding
5/8/14 Careless driving
7/7/15 No proof insurance
6/11/00 Speeding
11/27/00 Speeding
7/13/01 Ran stop sign
7/13/01 Speeding
9/26/01 Not wearing seatbelt
11/24/01 Speeding
7/12/08 Driving unsafe car
10/30/08 DUI
10/30/08 Speeding
10/7/13 Speeding
5/8/14 Careless driving
7/7/15 No proof insurance
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Adjudicated rapist nominates - a man who ‘allegedly’ paid children for sex and trafficked them across state lines to attend drug fueled sex parties - to become the next Attorney General of US. Got it.
November 13, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Adjudicated rapist nominates - a man who ‘allegedly’ paid children for sex and trafficked them across state lines to attend drug fueled sex parties - to become the next Attorney General of US. Got it.
The leopards have begun eating each other’s faces. 🍿🍿🍿
Breaking News: Republicans elected Senator John Thune of South Dakota to serve as majority leader and replace Senator Mitch McConnell. nyti.ms/4fNgmWT
November 13, 2024 at 5:42 PM
The leopards have begun eating each other’s faces. 🍿🍿🍿
Safelite did such an amazing job sealing a chip in my windshield a few months ago that now I get to buy a new windshield!
November 13, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Safelite did such an amazing job sealing a chip in my windshield a few months ago that now I get to buy a new windshield!
Nothing says ‘government efficiency’ more than hiring two people to do one job.
President-elect Donald Trump announced Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy will lead a new “Department of Government Efficiency” in his second administration.
Read more: cnn.it/48Ls6XM
Read more: cnn.it/48Ls6XM
November 13, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Nothing says ‘government efficiency’ more than hiring two people to do one job.
Me: I’m still not okay.
My dog: Walk me, you worthless piece of shit.
My dog: Walk me, you worthless piece of shit.
November 12, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Me: I’m still not okay.
My dog: Walk me, you worthless piece of shit.
My dog: Walk me, you worthless piece of shit.