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Marissa
@marissags.bsky.social
Paralegal turned tiny human chaser.

HerHoopStats contributor.

Fan of: science (including vaccines), women's sports, Michigan, Tiki, funfetti
Wait there’s a playoff game tonight?
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
IDK, man...
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by Marissa
Sorry, kids with cancer, and their families, you see Bernie chose the perfect over the good, again, and your child is shit out of luck.
NEW: A bill restoring money for pediatric cancer therapies was defeated in the Senate.

My colleague @samsteindc.bsky.social — who has covered this wrenching story ever since the funding was first removed at Elon Musk's behest last year — reports on why Bernie Sanders helped defeat the bill.
A Pediatric Cancer Bill Fell One Vote Short. Bernie Cast It.
The Vermont senator is holding out for a bigger health care package. Advocates are asking: Is the price worth it?
www.thebulwark.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
NGL, South Dakota State's uniforms tonight look like they're generic uniforms for a TV ad.
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Maybe starting a new workout program two weeks before Christmas in the middle of the annual school events and school germs spike was not, in fact, my best idea.
a black and white photo of a woman with blonde hair saying not very bright .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with blonde hair saying not very bright .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Free throw practice for everybody on UNC between now and Sunday: 5-15 last night.
#UNC bounces back big with 50-point thrashing of UNCW behind big games from Toomey and Brooks. But there's plenty to still clean up. Carolina shot better from 3-point range than at the free-throw line, with worst shooting at the FT line in four seasons.
Still processing Louisville loss, Tar Heels roll by UNCW
By R.L. Bynum CHAPEL HILL — The scars from Sunday’s disastrous ACC opener will likely linger, but lowly UNCW was just the cure to help No. 18 North Carolina bounce back strongly and try to move on.…
tarheeltribune.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Well at least if I couldn't decide on a POW til almost 3p I picked someone whose team has a game tonight, so I don't feel like a total a**hole emailing the SID at 3p asking for something by EOD.
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Me: I have so much to do and I am so stressed.
18-month-old: Would it help if I threw my sister's brand new hairbrush in the toilet?
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dude calling the Syracuse game definitely just said Toby "Fourner." If you're gonna cite a player not playing, check your pronunciation plz.
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Went to write a business/work/professional-related email and went, you know what? It can wait until the new year.
December 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Layshia Clarendon calling Louisville/EKU tomorrow night, per the UL release.
December 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Shoutout to all my fellow parents trying to make it through this week with extra commitments and duties, extra germs and extra-hyped up kids.
a man in a suit and tie says all i can do right now is put on a brave face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says all i can do right now is put on a brave face .
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Washington’s goalie looks like shrunken Cooper Flagg.
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Feel kinda bad for First Horizon, because no one is ever going to call WakeMed Soccer Park or Greensboro Coliseum by their adjusted names but then again someone in their marketing department had to know that
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“Restoring a 2-goal lead would help the Huskies…”
You don’t say.
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
First ACC co-players of the week of the season: Louisville’s Laura Ziegler and Stanford’s Courtney Ogden.
Deserved, I had a very hard time picking between them.

Rookie of the Week was an easy choice among the submitted options: Stanford’s Lara Somfai.
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
In the AP poll, Louisville up 6, UNC down 6 after the Cardinals’ OT win yesterday.
Notre Dame at 20 is the only other ACC representative, NC State is receiving votes.
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Still feeling rather helpless, but seeing my rep sign on to the co-sponsor list for this helps a tiny bit.
Thank you @foushee.house.gov and @jahimes.bsky.social who cosponsored H.R.2368!

We urge Members of Congress to pass the Raise the Age Act to raise the age to purchase assault rifles to 21.

Congressional Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

#RaiseTheAgeAct #EndGunViolence
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Courtney Banghart says she's watched yesterday's OT loss to Louisville twice already.
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Savannah Banana tickets for Chapel Hill=acquired.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I was right, it's 12p/1p/2p tip times for the Triangle teams on 1/1 AND 1/4.

And it's the California teams' only trip to the Triangle AND the third opponent on the 4th is Notre Dame.

Sigh.
Probably rinse repeat on 1/4, except some of the tip times haven't been announced...
All three Triangle teams are home on New Year's Day, but, stop me if you've heard this before, you can't go to more than one because they tip at 12/1/2. Would it be SO HARD to give one of them the 4 p.m. ACC slot not the 2 p.m.?
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Note to self: do not try to do too much before 7a.
Just emailed an SID because the game on Thursday wasn't on the credential request form.

I was definitely looking at last season's request form.
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Also a look at where both Cal and Stanford are from @mingemi.bsky.social after they played yesterday to open their ACC play.

Cal was picked 12th in the preseason poll, I think they'll finish higher.

www.sfchronicle.com/sports/colle...
How Stanford and Cal women’s basketball have both switched up their approach this season
The Stanford and Cal women’s basketball teams both profess a desire to play faster, but that wasn’t on display in the Cardinal’s 78-69 victory on Sunday.
www.sfchronicle.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Strong piece as always from @shelbyswanson.bsky.social on a weird game and UNC's inability to get the big W this season: www.newsobserver.com/sports/colle...
UNC women’s basketball shows growth and growing pains in OT loss to Louisville
In its first ACC test, No. 12 UNC competed with No. 22 Louisville for 45 minutes, but late turnovers and empty possessions underscored challenges.
www.newsobserver.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Everything feels so terrible and I feel so f***ing helpless to do anything to make it better...
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM