Marissa
@marissags.bsky.social
Paralegal turned tiny human chaser.
HerHoopStats contributor.
Fan of: science (including vaccines), women's sports, Michigan, Tiki, funfetti
HerHoopStats contributor.
Fan of: science (including vaccines), women's sports, Michigan, Tiki, funfetti
The number of ways and sports the four-letter network continues to tout its women’s coverage of while simultaneously actively making it impossible to watch or cover in deference to the men’s version is entirely too damn big.
I shouldn’t even be awake but today in particular the big court matches being on Unlimited meaning an overreliance on wraparound coverage has meant that most of the largest women’s matches simply didn’t get seen today
ESPN paywalling most of the Australian Open matches including the current Naomi Osaka match, behind ESPN Unlimited, let me know the executive who made that decision so I can throw a brick at them
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The number of ways and sports the four-letter network continues to tout its women’s coverage of while simultaneously actively making it impossible to watch or cover in deference to the men’s version is entirely too damn big.
My rep is already voting against funding and for the impeachments, my one senator is completely red and useless and the other is the retiring one that keeps growing one vertebra but then it keeps reabsorbing and I just want to scream at everything because I feel so helpless.
"School district officials in Columbia Heights, Minnesota, say their sense of security is shaken and their hearts shattered after four students from the district have recently been taken by officers with Immigration and Customs Enforcement."
ICE has arrested four children in same Minnesota school district
School district officials in Columbia Heights, Minnesota, say their sense of security is shaken and their hearts shattered after four students from the district have recently been taken by officers wi...
www.cbsnews.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My rep is already voting against funding and for the impeachments, my one senator is completely red and useless and the other is the retiring one that keeps growing one vertebra but then it keeps reabsorbing and I just want to scream at everything because I feel so helpless.
They finally got their ish together and got the real versions licensed but goodness some of these Disney Tonies with fill-ins are terrible. Exemplified by Tangled, cuz, well, Mandy Moore and Donna Murphy.
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
They finally got their ish together and got the real versions licensed but goodness some of these Disney Tonies with fill-ins are terrible. Exemplified by Tangled, cuz, well, Mandy Moore and Donna Murphy.
This stinks.
Also, Jess Pegula is probably at the top of my “random celeb interaction” story list and she seemed pretty chill, so I’m even more mad.
Also, Jess Pegula is probably at the top of my “random celeb interaction” story list and she seemed pretty chill, so I’m even more mad.
context, for those of you who missed this episode of Buffalo Succession
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This stinks.
Also, Jess Pegula is probably at the top of my “random celeb interaction” story list and she seemed pretty chill, so I’m even more mad.
Also, Jess Pegula is probably at the top of my “random celeb interaction” story list and she seemed pretty chill, so I’m even more mad.
Trying to figure out a way to make Duke @ Louisville.
Unlikely due to childcare, but I'm poking around @ flights.
Breeze nonstop outbound, but not return, & some connection options to end up in Raleigh are ridiculous: Chicago, Philly, Detroit, Miami, Newark, Dallas, Orlando...
Unlikely due to childcare, but I'm poking around @ flights.
Breeze nonstop outbound, but not return, & some connection options to end up in Raleigh are ridiculous: Chicago, Philly, Detroit, Miami, Newark, Dallas, Orlando...
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Trying to figure out a way to make Duke @ Louisville.
Unlikely due to childcare, but I'm poking around @ flights.
Breeze nonstop outbound, but not return, & some connection options to end up in Raleigh are ridiculous: Chicago, Philly, Detroit, Miami, Newark, Dallas, Orlando...
Unlikely due to childcare, but I'm poking around @ flights.
Breeze nonstop outbound, but not return, & some connection options to end up in Raleigh are ridiculous: Chicago, Philly, Detroit, Miami, Newark, Dallas, Orlando...
I am currently being yelled at by my toddler because I won’t put shoes on him… because he already has shoes on and I cannot fit shoes on shoes
January 19, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I am currently being yelled at by my toddler because I won’t put shoes on him… because he already has shoes on and I cannot fit shoes on shoes
Ah yes, Seelah Swords.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Has Dave Sims… ever done a women’s game? I cannot remember one.
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Ah yes, Seelah Swords.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Has Dave Sims… ever done a women’s game? I cannot remember one.
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Has Dave Sims… ever done a women’s game? I cannot remember one.
One more ACC note for this week's AP Poll, Syracuse is receiving votes.
January 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
One more ACC note for this week's AP Poll, Syracuse is receiving votes.
Duke ranked. Should’ve happened last week, but…
January 19, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Duke ranked. Should’ve happened last week, but…
I went on a podcast for the first time in… awhile and I think I didn’t totally embarrass myself, (social) anxiety and all
January 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I went on a podcast for the first time in… awhile and I think I didn’t totally embarrass myself, (social) anxiety and all
This.
And I just feel so freaking helpless.
My rep is already signed onto the KN impeachment, my senators are red.
And I just feel so freaking helpless.
My rep is already signed onto the KN impeachment, my senators are red.
Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 PM
This.
And I just feel so freaking helpless.
My rep is already signed onto the KN impeachment, my senators are red.
And I just feel so freaking helpless.
My rep is already signed onto the KN impeachment, my senators are red.
I'm sorry, if Duke was going to find an in-arena hype person for women's basketball, they couldn't find, IDK, a woman?
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I'm sorry, if Duke was going to find an in-arena hype person for women's basketball, they couldn't find, IDK, a woman?
Admittedly she only took 17 last season (37 so far this season NOT counting today), but that's a heck of an improvement.
Berry (who else?) swishes 2 FTs and we're tied again.
Berry is an 86.5% FT shooter on the season, a 33.6% improvement from last season.
Berry is an 86.5% FT shooter on the season, a 33.6% improvement from last season.
January 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Admittedly she only took 17 last season (37 so far this season NOT counting today), but that's a heck of an improvement.
Clemson led for a total of 28 seconds in regulation.
Wake's Grace Oliver just got away with a bit of a taunt of Raven Thompson of Clemson after a block.
C. Kpetikou of Miami got T'ed up for a nearly identical action on Thursday.
Former Demon Deacon D. Hinds, now on the Tigers, swishes 2 FTs, despite being a 44.2% FT shooter, & it's OT in Littlejohn.
C. Kpetikou of Miami got T'ed up for a nearly identical action on Thursday.
Former Demon Deacon D. Hinds, now on the Tigers, swishes 2 FTs, despite being a 44.2% FT shooter, & it's OT in Littlejohn.
January 18, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Clemson led for a total of 28 seconds in regulation.
Wake's Grace Oliver just got away with a bit of a taunt of Raven Thompson of Clemson after a block.
C. Kpetikou of Miami got T'ed up for a nearly identical action on Thursday.
Former Demon Deacon D. Hinds, now on the Tigers, swishes 2 FTs, despite being a 44.2% FT shooter, & it's OT in Littlejohn.
C. Kpetikou of Miami got T'ed up for a nearly identical action on Thursday.
Former Demon Deacon D. Hinds, now on the Tigers, swishes 2 FTs, despite being a 44.2% FT shooter, & it's OT in Littlejohn.
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Wake's Grace Oliver just got away with a bit of a taunt of Raven Thompson of Clemson after a block.
C. Kpetikou of Miami got T'ed up for a nearly identical action on Thursday.
Former Demon Deacon D. Hinds, now on the Tigers, swishes 2 FTs, despite being a 44.2% FT shooter, & it's OT in Littlejohn.
C. Kpetikou of Miami got T'ed up for a nearly identical action on Thursday.
Former Demon Deacon D. Hinds, now on the Tigers, swishes 2 FTs, despite being a 44.2% FT shooter, & it's OT in Littlejohn.
THIS is why I need all my ACC (and other, but I'm trying to collect an item from each school) WBB stuff to explicitly say *women's*. No, I don't have an opinion on Pat Kelsey, TYSM for asking, but dang do I want a dunking Cardinal shirt.
just realized i’m wearing my sky hoodie that just says CHICAGO on the front. what if people think i’m a bears fan. HUMILIATING
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
THIS is why I need all my ACC (and other, but I'm trying to collect an item from each school) WBB stuff to explicitly say *women's*. No, I don't have an opinion on Pat Kelsey, TYSM for asking, but dang do I want a dunking Cardinal shirt.
I need Hi-Chew to let you do single-flavor packs like Starburst does.
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I need Hi-Chew to let you do single-flavor packs like Starburst does.
It's the battle of the red ACC Adidas teams.
January 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It's the battle of the red ACC Adidas teams.
It's the battle of the red ACC Adidas teams.
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It's the battle of the red ACC Adidas teams.
Very rude of the weather to ruin my outfit plan for a 2-game day.
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Very rude of the weather to ruin my outfit plan for a 2-game day.
Would love any of the idiots who claim that pregnancy only affects women for 9 months to take this PT-resistant hip pain that’s entirely due to carrying two children off my hands please.
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Would love any of the idiots who claim that pregnancy only affects women for 9 months to take this PT-resistant hip pain that’s entirely due to carrying two children off my hands please.
Reposted by Marissa
I miss the evil billionaires who'd try to buy their way into heaven by funding massive public libraries
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I miss the evil billionaires who'd try to buy their way into heaven by funding massive public libraries
Reposted by Marissa
Look at my man @gamedaycharlie.bsky.social getting the star treatment from Seth Davis
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Look at my man @gamedaycharlie.bsky.social getting the star treatment from Seth Davis
Apparently I hadn't turned off Gemini/"smart" (lol) features in my GMail.
Fixed that right up this morning, because nope.
Fixed that right up this morning, because nope.
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Apparently I hadn't turned off Gemini/"smart" (lol) features in my GMail.
Fixed that right up this morning, because nope.
Fixed that right up this morning, because nope.