Marissa Ann
@marissaann.bsky.social
Chocolate chip cookies are the way to my heart.
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... who are these people who can attend mid-day holiday parties at their kid's daycare???
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
... who are these people who can attend mid-day holiday parties at their kid's daycare???
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The winner of this WNBA postseason might just be the 2018 Notre Dame championship team. The fact that four of those players have major roles on these final four teams is truly wild.
(And yes, I’m including Bri Turner even though she was injured that season, it counts.)
(And yes, I’m including Bri Turner even though she was injured that season, it counts.)
September 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The winner of this WNBA postseason might just be the 2018 Notre Dame championship team. The fact that four of those players have major roles on these final four teams is truly wild.
(And yes, I’m including Bri Turner even though she was injured that season, it counts.)
(And yes, I’m including Bri Turner even though she was injured that season, it counts.)
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girlbossed too close to the sun and now 6 of my library book holds are ready are ready at the same time 😩
June 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
girlbossed too close to the sun and now 6 of my library book holds are ready are ready at the same time 😩
Tonight I found myself wishing I could randomly scroll my TV guide to an ‘80s style aerobics channel and join the workout, letting the chaos of whatever’s on TV guide my decision-making.
May 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Tonight I found myself wishing I could randomly scroll my TV guide to an ‘80s style aerobics channel and join the workout, letting the chaos of whatever’s on TV guide my decision-making.
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Gonna start using Bluey Episodes as a measurement of time now.
TWELVE MINUTES STOPPAGE TIME? TWO BLUEY EPISODES?
May 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Gonna start using Bluey Episodes as a measurement of time now.
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I like when they call it the “papal conclave,” avoids confusion. Bro which conclave are you even talking about? Oh the PAPAL conclave.
May 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I like when they call it the “papal conclave,” avoids confusion. Bro which conclave are you even talking about? Oh the PAPAL conclave.
Every time I move and look at the nail holes left by the previous person, I wonder why people are placing artwork so close to the toilet 🦠🚽
March 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Every time I move and look at the nail holes left by the previous person, I wonder why people are placing artwork so close to the toilet 🦠🚽
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I blame Hy-Vee.
Their bakery was selling Super Bowl CHAMPIONS cakes two days before the game was even played, which any mentally-ill sports fan knows is an immediate jinx of the highest order.
Their bakery was selling Super Bowl CHAMPIONS cakes two days before the game was even played, which any mentally-ill sports fan knows is an immediate jinx of the highest order.
February 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I blame Hy-Vee.
Their bakery was selling Super Bowl CHAMPIONS cakes two days before the game was even played, which any mentally-ill sports fan knows is an immediate jinx of the highest order.
Their bakery was selling Super Bowl CHAMPIONS cakes two days before the game was even played, which any mentally-ill sports fan knows is an immediate jinx of the highest order.
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Obsessed with the women’s flag football commercial. Sorry Brad
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Obsessed with the women’s flag football commercial. Sorry Brad
Things are shaping up nicely so far #GoIrish
a man in a leprechaun costume is dancing on a football field with the words go irish .
ALT: a man in a leprechaun costume is dancing on a football field with the words go irish .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Things are shaping up nicely so far #GoIrish
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Somewhere between 30 - 60 flowering plant species produce caffeine & many are only distantly related or on different continents, suggesting caffeine production evolved independently multiple times.
There's the Coffea genus (coffee), Camellia sinensis (tea), Theobroma cacao (chocolate), but also...
There's the Coffea genus (coffee), Camellia sinensis (tea), Theobroma cacao (chocolate), but also...
December 9, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Somewhere between 30 - 60 flowering plant species produce caffeine & many are only distantly related or on different continents, suggesting caffeine production evolved independently multiple times.
There's the Coffea genus (coffee), Camellia sinensis (tea), Theobroma cacao (chocolate), but also...
There's the Coffea genus (coffee), Camellia sinensis (tea), Theobroma cacao (chocolate), but also...
This is a Hannah Hidalgo appreciation post
December 6, 2024 at 12:54 AM
This is a Hannah Hidalgo appreciation post
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For five years, I have been covering what is unquestionably the biggest criminal justice scandal in American history.
Today it ended when the most corrupt cop in history took his life.
But it's not over.
A thread.
Today it ended when the most corrupt cop in history took his life.
But it's not over.
A thread.
December 2, 2024 at 6:02 PM
For five years, I have been covering what is unquestionably the biggest criminal justice scandal in American history.
Today it ended when the most corrupt cop in history took his life.
But it's not over.
A thread.
Today it ended when the most corrupt cop in history took his life.
But it's not over.
A thread.
It’s been four days since my kids were at daycare.
My house has toys everywhere. I have stepped on legos so often I now know which house shoes fare best against legos. Today we went on a trip to Target just to get out of the house.
Tomorrow daycare opens back up. Thankful for daycare teachers.
My house has toys everywhere. I have stepped on legos so often I now know which house shoes fare best against legos. Today we went on a trip to Target just to get out of the house.
Tomorrow daycare opens back up. Thankful for daycare teachers.
December 1, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s been four days since my kids were at daycare.
My house has toys everywhere. I have stepped on legos so often I now know which house shoes fare best against legos. Today we went on a trip to Target just to get out of the house.
Tomorrow daycare opens back up. Thankful for daycare teachers.
My house has toys everywhere. I have stepped on legos so often I now know which house shoes fare best against legos. Today we went on a trip to Target just to get out of the house.
Tomorrow daycare opens back up. Thankful for daycare teachers.
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Frozen but I really hope the #NWSL skills comp continues to be a big part of Championship weekend.
It’s just chaotic fun and entirely on brand.
It’s just chaotic fun and entirely on brand.
November 23, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Frozen but I really hope the #NWSL skills comp continues to be a big part of Championship weekend.
It’s just chaotic fun and entirely on brand.
It’s just chaotic fun and entirely on brand.
There are two people I would never want to cover my song:
1) Kelly Clarkson
2) Jessica Vosk
Congrats to Jessica on her new Christmas album. That All I Want for Christmas is You cover is 10/10!
1) Kelly Clarkson
2) Jessica Vosk
Congrats to Jessica on her new Christmas album. That All I Want for Christmas is You cover is 10/10!
November 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
There are two people I would never want to cover my song:
1) Kelly Clarkson
2) Jessica Vosk
Congrats to Jessica on her new Christmas album. That All I Want for Christmas is You cover is 10/10!
1) Kelly Clarkson
2) Jessica Vosk
Congrats to Jessica on her new Christmas album. That All I Want for Christmas is You cover is 10/10!
My neighbor picked up our leaves today and it is the best surprise. He didn’t know I had surgery Monday and can’t do leaves for a little while, he was just bored!
November 14, 2024 at 8:50 PM
My neighbor picked up our leaves today and it is the best surprise. He didn’t know I had surgery Monday and can’t do leaves for a little while, he was just bored!
It’s the time of year where I remember just how aggressively I would vote for any politician who runs on the platform of banning gas leaf blowers
November 5, 2023 at 9:38 PM
It’s the time of year where I remember just how aggressively I would vote for any politician who runs on the platform of banning gas leaf blowers
On this NWSL decision day I, a KC Current fan, am happily cheering for maximum chaos.
October 15, 2023 at 5:28 PM
On this NWSL decision day I, a KC Current fan, am happily cheering for maximum chaos.
Happy NWSL decision day!!!
October 15, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Happy NWSL decision day!!!
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Me, aged 14, in history class: "Wartime propaganda was so obvious though. How could anyone fall for that?"
Me, aged 44, opening Twitter: "Oh."
Me, aged 44, opening Twitter: "Oh."
October 12, 2023 at 11:02 AM
Me, aged 14, in history class: "Wartime propaganda was so obvious though. How could anyone fall for that?"
Me, aged 44, opening Twitter: "Oh."
Me, aged 44, opening Twitter: "Oh."