Marion Cobretti
@marioncobretti47.bsky.social
The Hammer Of God coming down on the entire staff of that radio station. No one is safe.
A local radio station played Boys of Summer on a freezing February morning. The Maryland National Guard must be activated.
February 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The Hammer Of God coming down on the entire staff of that radio station. No one is safe.
Iam addicted to Cooter's doodling. Helluva writer.
February 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Iam addicted to Cooter's doodling. Helluva writer.
AND a re-fillable soda?
Economy is a scam.
Economy is a scam.
February 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
AND a re-fillable soda?
Economy is a scam.
Economy is a scam.
If you don't know anything about wet, incredibly heavy Northeast Snow that is half stuck to the sidewalk, your Lumbar System thanks you.
February 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
If you don't know anything about wet, incredibly heavy Northeast Snow that is half stuck to the sidewalk, your Lumbar System thanks you.
It's like a cartoon gun that never runs out of bullets.
Love the little anxiety generator in my pocket. Any time I’m feeling ok it’s there for me.
February 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It's like a cartoon gun that never runs out of bullets.
Legendary Tweets for 1000 Alex
The enemy speaks kindly and holds a knife
This had better ask about Dril
February 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Legendary Tweets for 1000 Alex
Reposted by Marion Cobretti
I just want to thank multitudes of federal workers who have reached out to me with what’s going on in your respective agencies. It might not seem like much, but the simple act of reaching out is an act of resistance. So thank you 🙏
February 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I just want to thank multitudes of federal workers who have reached out to me with what’s going on in your respective agencies. It might not seem like much, but the simple act of reaching out is an act of resistance. So thank you 🙏
My buddy was like, "Hey, do you want a frozen banana?"
Ar first I said No. But, I do want a regular banana later, so, yeah.
Ar first I said No. But, I do want a regular banana later, so, yeah.
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut; I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this."
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
My buddy was like, "Hey, do you want a frozen banana?"
Ar first I said No. But, I do want a regular banana later, so, yeah.
Ar first I said No. But, I do want a regular banana later, so, yeah.
Reposted by Marion Cobretti
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
The Coup will not be televised.
Should be a maximum font front page headline about the ongoing coup. Unreal.
This story is on A22
February 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The Coup will not be televised.
My first post on Blue Sky is a quick break down of the Coup being ran on the United States of America like a Spider Y2 Banana play variant.
February 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
My first post on Blue Sky is a quick break down of the Coup being ran on the United States of America like a Spider Y2 Banana play variant.