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Not So Super Mario
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I aim to misbehave
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My not so baby, Haleigh, is nominated for Athlete of the Year.
Haleigh is a two-time State Champion gymnast, black belt in TKD, a Rapids 14U competitive soccer player, and a beautiful violinist all before she turned 11.
If you feel so inclined, please vote!
athleteoftheyear.org/2025/haleigh...
Vote for Haleigh to be featured in a 3BRAND ad in Sports Illustrated and win $25,000!
Haleigh Is A Two Time 1st Place State Champion Gymnast, Black Belt In TKD, A Competitive Soccer Player, A Beautiful Violinist All Before 11
athleteoftheyear.org
August 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Superman fucking rocks. If you don’t like it I will fight you. With my misbehaved dog.
July 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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They don’t comprehend numbers. I use this analogy:

You’ve aged one million seconds when you’re 11 days old. You’ve aged one billion seconds when you’re 36 years old.

If 1 second = $1, Elon’s wealth = 12,700 years.
June 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I say this every time de-extinction comes up: it makes no sense to devote science to bringing back extinct animals when we can’t be bothered to keep extant ones alive in the first place.
April 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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They are doing reparations for insurrectionists.
NEW

The Justice Department says the J6ers who paid restitution to Congress for the damage caused to the US Capitol should have their funds returned now that their convictions have been wiped out.

Full Story: bit.ly/42mehfL
April 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Firing everyone a week from the playoffs is some next level rich asshole hubris.
April 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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• Zero-star basketball recruit
• Rejected SEC football offers to pursue basketball
• Described by Iona coach Rick Pitino as "fat, slow, and can't shoot... but could pass"
• Transferred to Florida when Pitino left for St. John's

Now, Walter Clayton Jr. is an NCAA CHAMPION 🐊
April 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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THE GATORS WIN THE MBB NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
April 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Duke had a 92.7% chance to win with 1:26 left in the game, according to ESPN.

Houston went on an 11-1 run in the final 1:14 to fuel a comeback for the ages and send the Cougars to the National Championship 🤯
April 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Duke fans
April 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Total choke job by Duke. Props to Houston defense. Holy shit that team is a nightmare.
April 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Rooster Man Above Vitebsk, by Marc Chagall, 1925, 📸 by Eric Gay
April 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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You will never convince me that Cooper Flagg’s dad isn’t Mason Plumlee
April 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That was a magnificent basketball game. #GoGators
April 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Alijah Martin 🥵
April 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Reading a lot of 1890s history, and it really feels like every couple/few decades we flip from WAR IS HELL THAT SHOULD BE AVOIDED FOREVER to FELLAS IS IT GAY TO NOT GET KILLED and then back, once war happens
April 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
UConn is whipping that ass.
April 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Jokerific
Paige Bueckers. Basketball wizard. 🪄
April 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
How bout a Dawn Staley but for the government?
April 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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When South Carolina is shooting like this, you might as well close the piano and shut down the juke joint.
April 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The world’s 500 richest people are seeing the biggest two-day loss ever recorded by the Bloomberg Billionaires Index as fallout from Donald Trump’s tariff announcement continues to roil global markets
Billionaires Poised to Lose Near Half-Trillion Dollars in 2 Days
The world’s 500 richest people suffered the biggest two-day loss ever on the Bloomberg Billionaires Index as fallout from President Donald Trump’s tariff announcement decimated markets across the glob...
www.bloomberg.com
April 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Sources: a TikTok deal, which was largely finalized by Wednesday, was put on hold after China indicated it would the reject the deal over Trump's tariffs (Reuters)

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