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Mariana Trench
@marianatrenchdrag.bsky.social
Deep, mysterious and responsible for the disappearance of several deep sea divers.

Non-binary legend. Costume maker, fashion history dork. Probably has a tummy ache.

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I’m yet again working on my ‘Missy’ coat.
I tried making one, it ended up in the scrap box.
My mum made me one, it…wasn’t perfect. She drove herself crazy with it.
I’m now taking it in, re-hemming it and adding boning.
February 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Classrooms make me immediately sleepy. I’m doing more medical school acting today but being sat in the classroom this early in the morning I’m struggling to keep my eyes open.
January 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Just bought a dress on Vinted because the description said ‘wore once to work but somebody said I looked like a Victorian ghost’ and that’s my whole vibe.
January 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Lived my best life last week seeing both The Producers and Inside No.9 Stage/Fright.
I love being a Birthday Princess.
January 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Fun fact; the fire alarm panel in my flat building has been beeping for 24+ hours. I can’t get it to stop. It’s driving me up the wall.
December 16, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Stoned. I’ve got snacks. I’m watching the best show in the universe, Doccy Who.
December 8, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Watching Wicked. Pirating it because the cinema is out of my budget but these COSTUMES

THE COSTUMES BITCH
December 3, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Literally rewatching this right now! Didn’t even realise it was the 1 year anniversary
today marks 1 year since wild blue yonder!

what's your opinion on this story?

#doctorwho
December 2, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Eating soup. Watching Doccy Who.
December 2, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Reposted by Mariana Trench
She's so crazzzzzzzzy! Love her!!!
November 27, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Hello I’m sexy
November 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
“Dignity and Pride”
My life has been threatened by more than three of my customers and I sell sex toys. I would LOVE to go on strike until I start being treated with respect.
"This is about dignity and pride" - me after I just told a paying audience about when I looked after two Golden Retrievers and every time one took a shit the other one ate it
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Got a cold. Already on the short of breath stage 😩 hopefully it’ll be over soon and I can stop panting while watching TV.
November 24, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Nelly from this seasons Bake Off is the best. Just so much fun. I want to be her friend.
November 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I’m so cute I actually can’t cope.
November 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Thank god I’m having my nails done tomorrow. They’re getting to the stage of when I catch them on something they HURT
November 20, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Tried on a costume yesterday of an antique Victorian nightdress and a velvet cloak (not sure of its age but it’s old) and was flooded with warm happiness of being able to give the garments new life
November 20, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 12:32 PM
In the year 2024 I’ve been asked to FAX something to HR.
1) we do not have a fax machine
2) we do not have HR
3) I was born in ‘98. I have never sent a fax
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Oh I should have worn gloves and leg warmers today. It’s fucking COLD
November 19, 2024 at 10:31 AM
My red flag 🚩 comfort films
• Don’t Look Up
• Blackfish (yes the documentary)
• American Psycho

I won’t be taking notes.
November 18, 2024 at 6:25 PM
My gallbladder kicked off at 2am Saturday night/Sunday morning. I’m still so tired from the pain + waiting that I’m grumpy and wibbly.
November 18, 2024 at 5:54 PM
BEANS
November 15, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Hello Bluesky. I’m ill and I just think you should all know. My tummy hurts, I do be shitting and I do be puking.

Send your condolences
November 15, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Princess and the Pea (brain)
November 14, 2024 at 10:27 AM