You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me 😘

Big boy slept in until 9am today… which explains why it’s now 1pm and I can hear him saying “mama” and babbling to himself in his crib instead of napping 🤦🏻‍♀️

Do I go in and risk exciting him orrrr?

When you make a blue sky account and click that you’re interested in pets so now your main feed is full of cat posts 🙃😭

unhinging my jaw to eat a big sandwich (flirting)

Where’s all the MAMA’s at on here? I need to find my community 🤱🏻💕🫶🏼✨ #moms

I dislike poking my finger into the four anuses of the Swiffer. I find it distasteful.

Men need to be educated about postpartum.
Men need to be educated about postpartum.
Men need to be educated about postpartum.
Men need to be educated about postpartum.
Men need to be educated about postpartum.
Men need to be educated about postpartum.
Men need to be educated about #postpartum

Hey butterflies 🦋 what’s there to do around here? #firstpost #momfriends