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· Sep 6
Another day of waiting and doing my best; waiting to see the day I can go out and just be pretty. And to think, I could be waking up as a happy little witch in the Alps, searching for my neighbor's cat.
On a completely serious note, today marks the first time I kissed a girl in a completely gay way. And I hope I get to kiss her again. :)
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
On a completely serious note, today marks the first time I kissed a girl in a completely gay way. And I hope I get to kiss her again. :)
Entry 86:
One of the front desk managers has figured out I'm trans. We are now laughing our asses off at everyone else who hasn't figured it out
One of the front desk managers has figured out I'm trans. We are now laughing our asses off at everyone else who hasn't figured it out
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Entry 86:
One of the front desk managers has figured out I'm trans. We are now laughing our asses off at everyone else who hasn't figured it out
One of the front desk managers has figured out I'm trans. We are now laughing our asses off at everyone else who hasn't figured it out
Coming up soon from NY Times: Jeffrey Epstein Practiced Finances the Right Way.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Coming up soon from NY Times: Jeffrey Epstein Practiced Finances the Right Way.
Libs once again manage to disgust me on a level utterly unknown even to Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Libs once again manage to disgust me on a level utterly unknown even to Republicans.
Dear Diary: Day 69
Multiple coworkers have picked up and played with the stuffed shark on my desk. They have decided it is a communal sensory toy, and absolutely not a statement about me being #trans. I can't make this shit up.
Multiple coworkers have picked up and played with the stuffed shark on my desk. They have decided it is a communal sensory toy, and absolutely not a statement about me being #trans. I can't make this shit up.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Dear Diary: Day 69
Multiple coworkers have picked up and played with the stuffed shark on my desk. They have decided it is a communal sensory toy, and absolutely not a statement about me being #trans. I can't make this shit up.
Multiple coworkers have picked up and played with the stuffed shark on my desk. They have decided it is a communal sensory toy, and absolutely not a statement about me being #trans. I can't make this shit up.
Getting an AI bro liking a bunch of my posts like sir why in the name of god would you think we friends? My art may be bad but at least I actually made it.
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Getting an AI bro liking a bunch of my posts like sir why in the name of god would you think we friends? My art may be bad but at least I actually made it.
Watching the woman whose whole campaign was calling trans women pedophiles lose an election within an hour has got to be one of the funniest fucking things ever.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Watching the woman whose whole campaign was calling trans women pedophiles lose an election within an hour has got to be one of the funniest fucking things ever.
Offering Briana Wu an olive branch not out of forgiveness, but to say "she was given an opportunity to do better and chose not to."
November 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Offering Briana Wu an olive branch not out of forgiveness, but to say "she was given an opportunity to do better and chose not to."
Update 87: coworkers discussing how much our costumes cost. I tell them the cloak was $20 and I already had the makeup. No one questions it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Update 87: coworkers discussing how much our costumes cost. I tell them the cloak was $20 and I already had the makeup. No one questions it.
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Covfefe walked so South Carerddd could run.
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Covfefe walked so South Carerddd could run.
Stardate 68 captain's log 3: added smolhaj to my work desk. They still don't get it.
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Stardate 68 captain's log 3: added smolhaj to my work desk. They still don't get it.
Me: omg my doctor gave me prog so I can grow fat round ones yay 🥺
My trans girlfriends: PUT. IT. IN. YOUR. ASS.
My trans girlfriends: PUT. IT. IN. YOUR. ASS.
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me: omg my doctor gave me prog so I can grow fat round ones yay 🥺
My trans girlfriends: PUT. IT. IN. YOUR. ASS.
My trans girlfriends: PUT. IT. IN. YOUR. ASS.
Getting my SS tattoo covered up by my other hobby, Norse Mythology. Famously never used as a Nazi dogwhistle.
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Getting my SS tattoo covered up by my other hobby, Norse Mythology. Famously never used as a Nazi dogwhistle.
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yes, i stole the crown jewels but in my defense, i am using them to train an llm in jewelry design and therefore i am within my rights
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
yes, i stole the crown jewels but in my defense, i am using them to train an llm in jewelry design and therefore i am within my rights
Captain's Log 70: asked my sister to take the makeup delivery inside on the phone at work. No one blinks an eye.
October 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Captain's Log 70: asked my sister to take the makeup delivery inside on the phone at work. No one blinks an eye.
Captain's log number 96: I just informed the coworkers that I have ordered on-brand makeup and lipstick for my halloween costume I'll be wearing at work. They still suspect nothing.
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Captain's log number 96: I just informed the coworkers that I have ordered on-brand makeup and lipstick for my halloween costume I'll be wearing at work. They still suspect nothing.
Literally dropping a "I redid my nails for halloween cause they make me feel pretty" and these fools still think I'm just a quirky guy. 🤣
October 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Literally dropping a "I redid my nails for halloween cause they make me feel pretty" and these fools still think I'm just a quirky guy. 🤣
Gotta apologize to all the cis people. I have made them uncomfortable by making my transition my whole personality. Now, please, continue showing me pictures of your baby.
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Gotta apologize to all the cis people. I have made them uncomfortable by making my transition my whole personality. Now, please, continue showing me pictures of your baby.
Damn bras that fit are NICE
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Damn bras that fit are NICE
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Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
October 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
Me, going into work with painted nails with little hearts on them, hair growing out, and a pride pin on my corkboard: "he's just so expressive"
It doesn't even hurt it's just funny tbh like cmon hun, what do you think I'm just aggressively bi or something?
It doesn't even hurt it's just funny tbh like cmon hun, what do you think I'm just aggressively bi or something?
October 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me, going into work with painted nails with little hearts on them, hair growing out, and a pride pin on my corkboard: "he's just so expressive"
It doesn't even hurt it's just funny tbh like cmon hun, what do you think I'm just aggressively bi or something?
It doesn't even hurt it's just funny tbh like cmon hun, what do you think I'm just aggressively bi or something?
Too gay for this shit.
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Too gay for this shit.
Absolutely fucking no one:
Me, boymoding eternally: damn those trans people are cool as fuck and should have rights. Cool people, them transes. Crazy lives, couldn't imagine going through it. I am very comfortable in my body.
Me, boymoding eternally: damn those trans people are cool as fuck and should have rights. Cool people, them transes. Crazy lives, couldn't imagine going through it. I am very comfortable in my body.
October 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Absolutely fucking no one:
Me, boymoding eternally: damn those trans people are cool as fuck and should have rights. Cool people, them transes. Crazy lives, couldn't imagine going through it. I am very comfortable in my body.
Me, boymoding eternally: damn those trans people are cool as fuck and should have rights. Cool people, them transes. Crazy lives, couldn't imagine going through it. I am very comfortable in my body.
"I'm not gay," said the man trying to get into secret men's clubs while wearing tight shirts and lifted heels while calling himself Mr. Lockjaw. 💅
September 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"I'm not gay," said the man trying to get into secret men's clubs while wearing tight shirts and lifted heels while calling himself Mr. Lockjaw. 💅